Wrestler of the Year
- Chris Carson
- Chris Extreme
- Corey Ashton
- Stevie Swing
- Teresa Quaranta Winner: Chris Carson -- 33%
"The Creep" won the World Title in the early part of 2009, defeating both Sebastian York and Stevie Swing in a Cage Match at Five Years Gone. In fact, he didn't officially lose the title, either. Thanks to Eternity being canceled and Corey Page forcing to shutdown Sin Wrestling for a few months, the title was vacated by new owner, Horatio Q., an obnoxious, fascists of an owner. Despite this setback, "The Creep" remains the best overall wrestler of 2009, receiving stiff competition from the likes of Stevie Swing.
Runner-Up: Stevie Swing -- 29%
Match of the Year
- Casanova vs. Chris Carson (Guest Referee: Mike Phantasy) @ Dead Spaces
- Chris Carson vs. Sebastian York vs. Stevie Swing (Cage Match; World Title) @ Five Years Gone
- Chris Extreme vs. Casanova (No DQ Match) @ Leftovers
- Morgana vs. Corey Ashton (Singles Match) @ Five Years Gone
- Morgana vs. Corey Ashton (Ashton Endurance Match; Television Title) @ Over the Top Rope 2009
- Over the Top Rope Battle Royal @ Over the Top Rope 2009
- Roxy Erikson vs. Declan Turner (No Disqualification Match) @ Eternity #48
- Sebastian York vs. Casanova (World Title Match) @ Eternity #42; First Eternity of 2009
- Stevie Swing vs. Sebastian York (4-Corner Strap Match) @ Eternity #44
- Stevie Swing vs. Teresa Quaranta (World Title Match) @ How the Horatio Stole Christmas
- Teresa Quaranta vs. Chris Carson vs. Shaku Endbringer vs. Kelvin Coolidge (World Title Ladder Match) @ Illusions 2009
- Ultimate Survival Match (3-vs-3-vs-3; World Title Match) @ How the Horatio Stole Christmas Winner: Ultimate Survival Match -- 25%
It was the final match of 2009 that walks away with the award, this year. There were 3 teams -- TEAM CASANOVA: Casanova, Teresa Quaranta and Zimdela Brudon; TEAM CREEP: Chris Carson, Shaku Endbringer, Stevie Swing; TEAM EXTREME: Chris Extreme, Mike Phantasy -- with Team Extreme coming out on top.
The order of elimination was as follows:
1. Shaku Endbringer (via tag team domination from Casanova and Zimdela Brudon; featuring some blindsiding assistance from Teresa Quaranta) [TEAM CREEP: 2 - TEAM CASANOVA: 3 - TEAM EXTREME: 3]
2. Teresa Quaranta (via Phantasize from Mike Phantasy) [TEAM CREEP: 2 - TEAM CASANOVA: 2 - TEAM EXTREME: 3]
3. Casanova (via "The C.C. Bomb" from Chris Carson and then the "Five Star Frog Splash" from Stevie Swing) [TEAM CREEP: 2 - TEAM CASANOVA: 1 - TEAM EXTREME: 3]
4. Stevie Swing (forced to tap out to Mike Phantasy's "Destiny Revision", meaning a new World Champ would be crowned.) [TEAM CREEP: 1 - TEAM CASANOVA: 1 - TEAM EXTREME: 3]
5. Chris Carson (via interference from Corey Ashton, who turns on "The Creep", allowing for Zimdela to eliminate him.) [TEAM CREEP: Eliminated - TEAM CASANOVA: 1 - TEAM EXTREME: 3]
6. Zimdela Brudon (taken out with a multiple attack from the remaining Team Extreme members, who dogpile on top of him, covering him) [TEAM CASANOVA: Eliminated - TEAM EXTREME: Last team standing]
7. Mike Phantasy (Eliminated with Thirty Degrees Celsius, from Kelvin Coolidge)
8. Kelvin Coolidge (last person eliminated, after a Chris Extreme Cock Factor)
Winner: Chris Extreme, the new World Champion.
Chris Extreme's celebration would not last long, as he would be attacked after the match by Declan Turner... who would also attack the referee, the ring announcers, some fans, etc.
Runner-Up: Chris Carson vs. Sebastian York vs. Stevie Swing (Cage Match) -- 19%
Most Loved of the Year
- Chris Carson
- Chris Extreme
- Mike Phantasy
- Morgana
- Sebastian York Winner: Chris Carson -- 42%
"The Creep" is the overwhelming victor for the Most Loved Competitor of the Year. From his family values, to being a wisecracking son of a bitch, the fans were firmly behind Carson throughout 2009. This trend will likely continue into the new year, as he tries to keep atop the standings of Sin Wrestling.
Runner-Up: Morgana -- 21%
Most Hated of the Year
- Casanova
- Corey Ashton
- Kelvin Coolidge
- Stevie Swing
- Teresa Quaranta Winner: Casanova -- 42%
Just as "The Creep" was the overwhelming fan favourite, Casanova was easily the most hated competitor of 2009. From his feud with Declan, where they threatened to rip each other apart, to re-introducing the sickness that is Zimdela Brudon, Casanova showed why he is one of the most detested men in the history of Sin Wrestling.
Runner-Up: Stevie Swing -- 30%
Champion of the Year
- Chris Carson (World Title)
- Corey Ashton (Television Title; the first run)
- Crux (Ultraviolence Title)
- Kelvin Coolidge (Ultraviolence Title)
- Roxy Erikson (Ultraviolence Title) Winner: Chris Carson (World Title) -- 50%
Possibly due to the fact that he never officially lost the World Title, Chris Carson is the champion of the year for 2009. After defeating both Stevie Swing and Sebastian York, inside the cage at Five Years Gone, "The Creep" went on to have an impressive World Title campaign, still holding it until he was stripped of it by Horatio Q.
Runner-Up: Corey Ashton -- 25%
Feud of the Year
- Casanova vs. Declan Turner
- Chris Carson vs. Stevie Swing
- Corey Page vs. Horatio Q.
- Morgana vs. Corey Ashton
- Teresa Quaranta vs. Stevie Swing Winner: Corey Page vs. Horatio Q. -- 33%
When Eternity was canceled, Corey Page was forced to close Sin Wrestling down, only to sell it to Ukranian businessman, Horatio Q., who, along with Tsarmina Bloodmoon, brought much disarray, dischord and chaos to SW. Horatio cared about no one else, except for himself and the almighty dollar, forcing Corey Page to step back in, trying to reclaim and save what was once his.
It was a hard fought battle, with battles lines drawn on both sides, having people on one side of the line and so on. In the end, it was Corey Page that would win this feud, banishing Horatio from the ranks of the ownership of Sin Wrestling, officially regaining control again, at the end of 2009.
Runner-Up: (tie) Declan Turner vs. Casanova; Chris Carson vs. Stevie Swing (29%)
Newcomer of the Year
- Crux
- Kelvin Coolidge
- Redmaine
- Shaku Endbringer
- Teresa Quaranta Winner: Teresa Quaranta -- 46%
It was a pretty easy choice over who the newcomer of the year was. Teresa Quaranta made her debut at Illusions 2009, becoming the first person to ever win the World Title in their first night, in a one-night tournament to crown a new champion. She defeated veterans, Chris Carson and Shaku Endbringer, and fellow newcomer, Kelvin Coolidge, to get a quick jump on her career within Sin Wrestling. Unfortunately, her celebration would be cur short by Stevie Swing, who would jump her after the match, citing that she did not deserve the title, thus stealing it from her.
Runner-Up: Crux -- 25%
The Kita Delore Comeback of the Year
- Casanova
- Chris Extreme
- Mike Phantasy
- Travis Miller
- Zimdela Brudon Winner: (tie) Mike Phantasy and Chris Extreme -- 29%
Both Mike Phantasy and Chris Extreme walk out with this dubious distinction. Mike's return was made at the behest of Corey Page, asking him to come in and help defeat Horatio Q.'s contingent. Ditto with Chris Extreme, who returned at Dead Spaces, taking out Horatio's entire entourage, saving Corey Page and company from a beatdown.
Eventually, Mike Phantasy would get revenge on Casanova from a previous beatdown by defeating him at How the Horatio Stole Christmas. Chris Extreme, meanwhile, would also reach the top, culminating in him winning the Ultimate Survival for the second time, becoming the first 2-time Utimate Survivor and becoming the new World Champion.
Runner-Up: Travis Miller 17%
Event of the Year
- Eternity #42; First Eternity of 2009.
- Five Years Gone
- How the Horatio Stole Christmas
- Leftovers
- Over the Top Rope 5
Winner: How the Horatio Stole Christmas -- 46%
The final event of 2009 walks out with the prize, boasting as lineup that featured the Ultimate Survival Match; a World Title Match between Stevie Swing and Teresa Quaranta; a Holiday Deathmatch for the Ultraviolence Title between Kelvin Coolidge and Shaku Endbringer; Mike Phantasy taking on Casanova, with Chris Extreme versus Mrs. Claus in a shark cage, above the ring; the crowning of a new TV Champion; the crowning of the 2009 SW Tag Trophy Winners; Hall of Fame inductions, etc.
Runner-Up: Over the Top Rope 5 -- 29%
Moment of the Year
- Chris Carson wins the World Title in a cage match at Five Years Gone and celebrates with his fans.
- Chris Extreme becomes the first person to win Ultimate Survival twice.
- Corey Page defeats Horatio Q., officially regaining control of Sin Wrestling. After the match, Horatio is dragged to the back by various Sin Wrestling employees.
- Declan Turner shoots Casanova, in the chest, inside the ring.
- Declan Turner runs out at the end of How the Horatio Stole Christmas, literally nailing everyone with a steel chair.
- Hall of Fame inductions at How the Horatio Stole Christmas, seeing Stevie Swing, Sebastian York, Declan Turner and Chris Carson stand in the ring with each other.
- Major returns of Casanova, being brought back by Horatio Q.; Chris Extreme returning with a monster truck to save Corey Page and friends; Casanova brings Zimdela Brudon back for his team.
- Morgana becomes the first person to win 2 Over the Top Rope Battle Royal Matches and the Sin Trophy.
- Stevie Swing burns down Chris Carson's house at the first Eternity of 2009.
- Teresa Quaranta becomes the first person to win the World Title on their first night at Illusions.
- The New Year begins with Sebastian York defeating Casanova for the World Title.
- The World Title switches hands twice in one night at How the Horatio Stole Christmas. Winner: Declan Turner shoots Casanova in the chest -- 17%
A riot began when Declan Turner decided to even things up in his feud with Casanova... by simply putting a bullet in him. In a frenzy, fans, employees and various other officials went running away, all at once, fleeing for their safety. The worst was feared for Casanova, but miraculously, he returned to the ring, fighting Declan at Over the Top Rope 5, showing no effects of the gunshot wound. To this day, it remains one of the most chaotic events in Sin Wrestling history.
Runner-Up: Chris Extreme the first two-time winner of Ultimate Survival -- 13%
Awful of the Year
- Corey Page shuts down Sin Wrestling after Eternity is canceled.
- Hell's Keeper has sex with a ghost and is dragged back to hell by his father, Hell's Keeper Senior.
- Horatio Q. has sex with Mrs. Claus.
- Illusions has a terrible turnout.
- Kelvin Coolidge defecates on Shaku Endbringer. Winner: Hell's Keeper has sex with a ghost and is dragged back to hell by his father, Hell's Keeper, Sr. -- 25%
Hell's Keeper was awful and crazy. Trish Newborn looked like Amy Winehouse's corpse. Somehow, they fucked a ghost or two. In the end, Hell's Keeper, Sr. arrived and dragged them back to hell, bringing them alongside Saddam Hussein, Chris Benoit, Hitler, furries, etc.
Runner-Up: (tie) Eternity is canceled and Corey Page has to shutdown operations of Sin Wrestling; Horatio Q. has sex with Mrs. Claus -- 21%
Future Breakout Star
- Andrew Keller
- Glen Hendricks
- Kerry Windsor
- Kinsey Wells
- Redmaine Winner: Kerry Windsor -- 33%
At How the Horatio Stole Christmas, Kerry Windsor showed great promise, almost becoming the new Television Champion. However, he wasn't quick enough, as Corey Ashton barely nudges him out of a victory, thanks to being several seconds quicker, getting a pinfall over someone else. Nevertheless, Kerry Windsor shows great promise going into 2010 andhas future champion potential.
Runner-Up: Redmaine -- 29%
Iron(wo)man of the Year
- Chris Carson
- Corey Ashton
- Crux
- Roxy Erikson
- Teresa Quaranta Winner: Chris Carson -- 46%
"The Creep" firmly walks away with this award, thanks to his constant dedication and non-stop attitude. Each week, he shows up, giving his best, thereby making him the 2009 Ironman of the Year.
Runner-Up: Teresa Quaranta -- 25%
Upset of the Year
- Crux, Chris Extreme's prodigy, comes close to winning Over the Top Rope, surprising everyone.
- Jean-Paul Lacklan defeats Chris Carson @ Eternity #49.
- Mike Phantasy defeats Casanova @ How the Horatio Stole Christmas.
- Roxy Erikson defeats Declan Turner @ Eternity #48.
- Teresa Quaranta wins the World Title in her first night, @ Illusions, in a one night tournament. Upset of the Year: Crux comes close to winning Over the Top Rope -- 33%
Going into Over the Top Rope 5, no one expected this weak, masked boy to outlast others, such as Chris Carson and Stevie Swing. But he did. Granted, he had some help from his mentor, Chris Extreme, who would catch him and roll him back inside; but still, no one expected him to get all the way to the final three, where he would be eliminated at the same time as Declan Turner, via a John Woo Kick from Morgana.
Finisher of the Year
- Casanova's "Destiny Calling": Cas grabs his opponent by the arm, swings them back as if to whip them to the ropes, but then falls to his back hard with one leg locked upward, jarring their head or neck against his leg with all his weight.
- Chris Extreme's "Cock Factor": A Sitout Facebuster off the top rope into his erect penis, poking his opponent's eyeball out. Alternatively, he just smashes his opponent's face into his erect penis.
- Corey Ashton's "ABC-DDT": A quick, snapping DDT that can be hit from anywhere.
- Mike Phantasy's "Crescent Driver": Cradle Suplex into a Snap Spiral Bomb, in which the opponent lands squarely on the back of their neck, Phantasy will usually turn their stacked position into a pretty lax pin.
- Stevie Swing's "The Last Dance": Superkick Winner: Mike Phantasy's "The Crescent Driver" -- 33%
Cradle Suplex into a Snap Spiral Bomb, in which the opponent lands squarely on the back of their neck, Phantasy will usually turn their stacked position into a pretty lax pin.
Runner-Up: Casanova's "Destiny Calling"
Hair of the Year
- Chris Extreme
- Jay
- Morgana
- Sebastian York
- Stevie Swing Winner: Morgana -- 38%
Morgana's pink hair just barely beats out Chris Extreme's random fluff of hair that grew out in 2009.
Runner-Up: Chris Extreme -- 25%
Duo of the Year
- Casanova & Zimdela Brudon
- Chris Extreme & Crux
- Horatio Q. & Tsarmina Bloodmoon
- Mike Phantasy & Travis Miller Winner: Casanova & Zimdela Brudon -- 38%
Near the end of the year, Casanova brought back Zimdela Brudon to join his team at for his Ultimate Survival team. Together, they raised hell, almost bringing Sin Wrestling to an end, with the help of Horatio Q., whom signed the two, wanting to increase buyrates and money orders.
Runner-Up: Horatio Q./Tsarmina Bloodmoon -- 31%
Babe of the Year
- Anna Hingis
- Jay
- Kinsey Wells
- Morgana
- Roxy Erikson
- Stevie Swing
- Teresa Quaranta Winner: Morgana -- 34%
At the beginning of the year, Morgana stood tall and proud, showing why the fans support her so much. In fact, she showed off her pink hair, her firm ass, her big ol' boobs and various other body parts. Fap fap fap.
Runner-Up: Jay
Dreamboat of the Year
- Casanova
- Chris Extreme
- Corey Ashton
- Mike Phantasy
- Sebastian York
- Shaku Endbringer
- Travis Miller Winner: Sebastian York -- 25%
Sebastian York wins the 2009 Dreamboat of the Year award. When you walk out, you can pretty much hear the moistening of panties.
Runner-Up: (tie) Casanova and Mike Phantasy
Top 10 of the Year
01. Chris Carson -- 93
02. Chris Extreme -- 72
03. Casanova -- 68
04. Stevie Swing -- 65
05. Morgana -- 56
06. Corey Ashton -- 42
07. Teresa Quarants -- 41
08. Sebastian York -- 40
09. Mike Phantasy -- 31
10. Declan Turner -- 30
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