[In an event far, far away, in an arena cluttered with a few thousand fans, a sole warrior stands in the middle of a ring, holding a microphone up to his lips. Looking around, the image is none other than Alliance of Violence member, Mike Phantasy. Shouting into the microphone, he proudly states the following, loud and clear:]

Mike Phantasy: AYYIIIEEEE!! I am a true warrior. I am the spirit of Berg! You all called Corey Page a ho... eh eh, you little pint sized "Borknagars". You've just endowed me with a reason to plummet you straight through the cement, you little bastar-...

[Before Mike can finish, his ally, Slash Tannon, rolls inside the ring and reports something.]

Slash Tannon: Dude, we took a wrong turn. This isn't the Halifax Metro Centre, this is the Halifax Metrosexual Centre!

[Looking around, Mike scrunches his face. Coming to a conclusion, he lifts the microphone up to his mouth again, announcing to everyone around him.]

Mike Phantasy: Uh, sorry, we've got the wrong building and wrong show.

[Without hesitation, Mike Phantasy releases his hold on the microphone, allowing it to fall to the mat. Walking alongside Slash Tannon, Mike Phantasy quickly scurries out of the ring, leaving a horde of angry, neatly groomed men jeering at him.]

Mike Phantasy: Looks like we messed up big this time. Now let's get to the show and rip Regan Chambers apart!

[Fade out.]

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