But seriously, this is still a chance to give Sin Wrestling a proper ending. The forums and all that will continue to be operable. Who knows, maybe we'll add some other non-efed shit from time-to-time. Keep dropping by.)
Second Fall: Falls Count Anywhere, No DQ (Ultraviolence Title)
Deicide vs. Estelle Webb (c) vs. Lisa Seldon (c)
Right away, the competitors look to outwit the other, with Estelle trying to catch Lisa by surprise with a rollup. Unfortunately, her attempt is thwarted by Deicide, who uses a big boot to the skull to put an end to that. As a result, Deicide is able to keep attacking Estelle, allowing Lisa Seldon to recover in the corner.
Thanks to this, Lisa regains her energy and is able to bring the action to both Deicide and Estelle, showing a possible preview of later tonight, by swiftly kicking Estelle over the top rope and to the floor! She goes to Roundhouse Deicide, too; but he retaliates by grabbing onto her leg, swinging her around, grasping onto her throat with both hands and delivering a mammoth chokebomb!
He makes the cover...!
...1...2...!
...alas, Lisa kicks out!
A little while later, after Lisa regains the advantage, she is able to nail The Starburst on Deicide! With the fans in a frenzy, she leans back onto him and hooks a leg, going for the cover.
...1...2...!
...!
Before the count is made, Estelle Webb reaches in, yanks Lisa off Deicide; and stops the count, allowing herself to temporarily retain the Television Title! Peeved by this, Lisa gets back to her feet, steps to the ring ropes, reaches to the floor, grabs Estelle by the hair and pulls her up onto the ring apron!
With a bevy of cheers, Lisa yanks Estelle back into the ring, where she blocks a forearm attempt and responds by leaping into the air and connecting with a rapid-fire enziguiri! Moving to the top rope, she goes to unleash more damage onto Estelle. However, just as she leaps off, Deicide jumps to his feet, charges over and nails a big boot to her face, stifling her in mid-air!
Like a sack of bricks, Lisa Seldon drops to the floor, allowing for Deicide to happily turn around, lift Estelle Webb up and drive her down to the canvas with the Law of Entropy! Turning her over, he makes the cover and hooks a leg...!
...1...2...3!
The first fall is taken by Deicide, who robs Lisa Seldon of the victory. He is handed the Television and exits to the floor. He walks to the back, allowing for the two females to compete for the Ultraviolence Title, content with holding the Television Title, knowing that he has proven what he can do.
Once Deicide walks to the back, the rules change. In short, there are no more rules. Referees pull out a board with set mousetraps glued to it from beneath the ring and then slides a glass sheet inside. Taking advantage of all of this, Estelle Webb attacks Lisa Seldon from behind, catching her with a high-knee to the back!
After going back and forth, Estelle is able to regain the advantage and lay Lisa across the glass table, which is left leaning against the corner. Traversing from one corner to the other, with a ton of speed, Estelle goes to deliver a running double-knee! However, Lisa is quick to roll out of the way, resulting in Estelle smashing through the glass table, shattering it into pieces!
Estelle is left bloodied, which gets even worse when Lisa targets her with stiff kicks and punches. She rolls to the floor, trying to escape from Lisa, who clings onto her feet, trying to pull her back inside. Estelle struggles to escape, scraping across the broken glass, finally kicking Lisa away with a stunning blow.
After rolling to the floor, Estelle pushes off some fans that get in her face. This allows for Lisa Seldon to bounce off the furthest set of ropes and come charging at full speed. Landing on the top rope, she springboard somersaults through the air and goes to crash down onto Estelle! However, before she can land, Estelle slips out of the way and Lisa crashlands onto the floor, landing in a pile of mousetraps that go clicking off, slicing into Lisa's skin!
A guttural howl escapes from Lisa's lips, prompting Estelle to go on the attack and roll Lisa back inside. Climbing onto the apron, she ascends to the top rope, hoping to crash onto Lisa, who is rolling around in glass. However, before she can leap off, Lisa storms into the ring, springs off the middle rope and connects with a leaping enziguiri, crotching Estelle Webb on the top rope, much to the joy of the fans!
To make matters worse for Estelle, she is then nailed with The Viledriver from the top rope -- to the floor, making her land on snapping mousetraps! Lisa Seldon covers Estelle and hooks a leg...!
...1...2...3!
Lisa Seldon takes the second fall, walking away with the Ultraviolence Title, which is handed to her by the referee. Despite the droplets of blood coming from her, she walks to the back, proudly holding the title belt in the air. Estelle Webb, meanwhile, cries in the ring, covered in glass and blood.
WINNER: Deicide Anthony Elverum (Television Title)
WINNER: Lisa Seldon (Ultraviolence Title)
In the back, an interview occurs with Ace Rodgers and Jake Norton, who discusses his role for tonight. In it, he reveals to Ace that he will be the final person to enter in tonight's main event, giving him the best opporunity to walk away as the final World Champion.
Jake Norton: Tonight, I will show you all that Jake Norton really is a good guy. Tonight, I feel like dancing. Damnit, tonight... tonight... we will all dance. You heard me, Ace?
Before walking away, Norton gives a little preview of his dance, which sickens Ace Rodgers.
Ace Rodgers: Okay, now that's enough. Get out of here. Maybe I'll enter myself in the main event tonight, too, if it means no more dancing. Yick! Gross.
Dancing and convulsing, Jake Norton walks away, letting the event continue.
2011 Tag Trophy Match
Travis Miller/Xander Gates vs. Shane Donovan/Destiny Daniels
Next, the fans rise to their feet in anticipation of the upcoming team. First, Shane Donovan walks out, carrying a smug snarl on his face, receiving mixed applause. A second later, Destiny Daniels walks out, carrying a snake around her neck, getting a raucous applause.
Shane Donovan decides to start for his team, while Travis begins for his. The former World Champ is quick to engage Shane, who doesn't back down, countering every attempt at offense from Travis. In fact, he batters Travis so much that he forces Xander to tag himself in.
Unfortunately, Xander has no luck, either. Right away, Shane brings him down with an overhead release belly-to-belly suplex! Soon enough, Shane tags in Destiny Daniels, who enters via hopping over the top rope.
Right away, she beats the life out of Xander, striking with a bevy of martial arts kicks and chops, much to the joy of the fans. After she misses a roundhouse, though, Xander capitalizes by flinging her with a head-and-arm sidewinder suplex!
He refuses to tag in Travis, though, which results in Destiny eventually overtaking control and applying a guillotine clutch! Xander desperately tries fighting it off by pushing Destiny into the corner and onto the ropes, only to have Shane tag himself in. Right away, he comes in and hammers away at Xander, who is still locked into the submission from Destiny.
Yanking Xander away, allowing Destiny to go back onto the apron, Shane successfully lands a back-suplex, dropping Xander onto the back of his skull! Rolling atop him, he makes the cover...
...1...2...!
...but Travis Miller jumps inside and pulls Shane Donovan off him, saving the match!
Jumping up, the referee admonishes Travis, telling him to get back out, thus allowing Shane to go on the offensive and start choking the life out of Xander with his boot! Jeers pour in for Shane, who lifts Xander up and backs him into the corner, whipping him from end-to-end and landing a running back-elbow into 2 straight corners!
Dragging a stumbling Xander Gates into the center of the ring, Shane Donovan connects with a Russian legsweep and tries for another cover...
...1...2...!
Again, Travis Miller comes in and saves Xander Gates, keeping the match going! Once more, the referee gets in Travis's face, telling him off, allowing Shane to keep on the attack.
A little bit later, Shane goes for his submission hold, The Clincher. However, with a rapid movement, Xander elbows him in the back and nails a backdrop-driver, folding him up into his own corner! As a result, both men crawl to their respective corner, expecting a tag.
Destiny reaches out; so does Travis Miller...
Just a little more...
...
Both of them tag out to their partner! Travis Miller climbs in, followed by Destiny Daniels! The fans are on their feet, as both opponents go toe-to-toe, battling each other! Eventually, Travis Miller gains the upperhand, enabling him to send Destiny flying with a belly-to-belly release suplex, dropping Destiny on her skull! Following up, he grabs her goes to apply the Ankle Lock! In quick movement, though, she whirls around and is able to roll Miller up into a pinfall predicament...!
...1...2...!
...however, he squirms out of it, continuing to apply the Ankle Lock! Hoping to gain salvation, Shane Donovan storms up behind him and sends him flying with a full-nelson suplex! Shrugging it off, he pops right back up and charges at Shane, connecting with a lariat, dropping him to the canvas!
After nailing a spinebuster, Travis covers Destiny...
...1...2...!
However, she kicks out! Frustrated, he slams his fist off the mat and picks her up, going for The Epiphany! However, as he presses her above his head, Shane Donovan comes back inside and connects with a stiff forearm, resulting in Destiny being able to slide down and inside-cradle him!
The referee counts...!
...1...2...
...!
...No! Xander Gates leaps in and oddly makes the save, connecting with a kick to the back of Destiny's neck!
Seeing this, Shane Donovan sprints towards Xander, making all hell break loose. Travis pairs off Destiny and Xander and Shane Donovan pair off in another corner. When all the carnage passes, Xander and Shane are left alone in the ring, with Xander kicking Shane in the stomach and going for the Redemption Calls! Realizing this, Shane flicks Xander overhead, using a backdrop to send him flying!
Within seconds, Xander Gates is hoisted up onto Shane's shoulders, while Destiny disposes Travis Miller on the floor -- using a Tornado DDT from the ring apron to the cold, hard cement! Jumping back onto the apron, she views Xander Gates on Shane's shoulders, allowing her to springboard off the top rope and circle through the air with a twisting Roundhouse Kick that connects with Xander's mouth and knocks him off Shane's shoulders!
Right away, Destiny sprawls across Xander and hooks his leg, going for the cover...!
...1...2...!
...!
...3!
A concussed Travis Miller tries to get back inside, but it's too late. Not only that, but Shane Donovan cuts him off. Given the victory, the 2011 Tag Trophies are awarded to Shane Donovan and Destiny Daniels, who hold them high in the air, getting a rave review from the fans. In the midst of it all, Destiny stands tall, while Shane shows no affection for the fans or his opponents; he just casually exits the ring and walks to the back, with the trophy in his arms.
Destiny, on the other hand, remains at ringside, taking pictures and signing autographs.
After several seconds, Travis Miller and Xander Gates are alone in the ring. With the history between these two well-noted, the fans sense tension, which escalates when Travis walks over to check on Xander. Things get even weirder when a groggy Xander Gates offers his hand for a handshake.
At first, the fans tell Miller to be wary, as he looks around at the audience, gouging their reaction. Finally, he accepts the handshake and the two men casually embrace each other, shaking their hands, much to the delight of the audience, quite a difference since the last time these two met.
Xander Gates is the first to leave the ring, soon followed by Travis Miller, who stays behind, soaking up the applause.
WINNERS: Shane Donovan and Destiny Daniels
Corey Page: It's been a long, hard journey; but it's time for Sin Wrestling to die. The circle of life is complete, even Elton John sang about this. The end is here; and as so, I would like to induct..... TERESA QUARANTA in to the Hall of Fame!
The fans get to their feet and Teresa Quaranta comes out, much to the bliss of the audience. Climbing into the ring, she staggers around, accepts her award and holds it high into the air, getting a great ovation from the crowd. Corey Page hands her the microphone and goes to listen to her speak...
...but she is cut-off by Shane Donovan, who comes out on stage, holding a microphone of his own.
Shane Donovan: Whoa, whoa, whoa. You mean to tell me that this is it? If this is what Sin Wrestling has become, I'm glad that it's dying!
Walking to the ringside area, carrying his newly won Tag Trophy, which he sets on the apron, he climbs into the ring, still holding on to his microphone. Teresa Quaranta, stands across from him, not knowing his intentions, which are surely not civil, according to his tone.
Corey Page: What the bejesus is going on here? Why are you out here?!
Shane Donovan: I'm here to issue my disgust. Look what you pissed away, Page. You destroyed Sin Wrestling singlehandedly. It wasn't everyone else that pissed this place away, it was you. I'm glad it's burning, this place should have been destroyed long ago. Inducting people like this girl is just indicative of where everything went wrong.
Shane issues a few more words to Teresa Quaranta, the final Hall of Famer. As a result, she stands in front of him, with the fans getting on their feet, sensing danger. Several seconds pass, with an intense staredown between both of them, resulting in Shane pushing Teresa away, shocking the fans. She retaliates by forearming Shane, causing a racket to break out between them!
The fans are in a frenzy and Corey Page wheels about, terrified of what's happening. Shane and Teresa exchange shots, which causes Shane to sneak over and push a crippled Corey Page over, knocking him to the ground in his wheelchair! Jeers pour in, but Teresa goes after Shane, not letting him bully anyone around. In time, the ring is flooded with officials, prompting Teresa and Shane to be pulled apart from one another.
Once ordered is restored and both competitors can be sent to the back, Corey Page is able to reveal the "10 Legends of the Ring" to receive special rings.
Corey Page: Alright, okay... order! Order, everyone. Let's back to business, before I was rudely interrupted by that bag of shit, Shane Donovan. On behalf of Sin Wrestling, we have selected 10 legends of the ring. These are the top 10 wrestlers in Sin Wrestling history. As such, they will be awarded with these...
Corey Page holds 10 golden rings up to the camera.
Corey Page: These select few will hold these rings forever to commemorate Sin Wrestling and their legacy. Those 10, in no significant order are...
01. Chris Carson
Corey Page: ...Chris Carson!
A white spotlight shines at the ramp. There is no Chris Carson. Instead, his ex-wife comes out and stomps to the ring, getting jeered by the fans.
Corey Page: Due to the actions of Chris Extreme at Broken Hearts, Christ Carson cannot be here. Sorry. In fact, his planned match with Corey Ashton has been canceled. At least we have his lovely ex-wife here! You remember her, right?!
Jeers pile in on her, the fans unable to let go of the past. She sneers at them, while Corey hands her the ring. She storms to the back, taking the ring for her own benefit, while Christ Carson is hospitalized, allowing for Corey Page to continue.
Corey Page: Well, with that out of the way, on to the next Legend...
Corey Page shuffles the rings.
Corey Page: The next person is someone that has departed us way too soon. It's...
02. Tony Millennia
Corey Page: Holy fuck, I wish Tony was around to give this to. He was here from the very beginning and was one of my good friends. And now he's gone... just like everything and everyone else. There's no meaning to anything, folks, I hate to break it to you. I know I've been a broken record, but the world is terrible. There's no point. Anyone that you'll ever care about will just go away. My God, I wish Tony was here.
A sullen chill pours across the arena.
Corey Page: Speaking of people that go away...
03. Morgana
Corey Page: The next legend is Morgana!
Pocketing Tony Millennia's ring, he pulls out the ring for Morgana, as well.
Corey Page: I would send this to her, but I'm terrified that if I do, I would be sent to prison and brutally raped. Jesus Christ, I'm an emotional cripple, do you know what they do to awful people such as me in prison? Fucking awful. Either way, I was an asshole and pushed Morgana away. I don't blame her for moving on. God, I'm fucking atrocious, paranoid and negative, needy douchebag.
Steve Hebert: Jesus Christ, someone put a bullet in this motherfucker already.
Lex Robinson: I almost agree.
Steve Hebert: At least teach him how to walk!
Lex Robinson: Yep, that too.
Corey Page: In any event, Morgana is #3. Here's to you, my old pal, may the Leafs make the playoffs one of these days.
Stuffing Morgana's ring away, Corey moves to the next person...
04. Mike Phantasy
Corey Page: Up next, we have... Mike Phantasy!
The crowd gets to their feet and cheers, watching as a crippled Mike Phantasy hobbles out onto the stage, barely able to walk, thanks to an injured back. He heads to the ringside area, climbs onto the ring apron and steps inside. He is given the Legends ring by Corey Page, who offers some words.
Corey Page: Good old Mike Phantasy, you've been here since the beginning. Originally, I was going to have you in a homosexual relationship with Nick "Jeebs" Young, but Neo confronted me and angrily told me not to do. In fact, he almost raped me once. In any event, Mike Phantasy once kicked Neo in the face and was a longtime staple in the Sin wrestling title scene. Not only are you a Hall of Famer, Mike, but you're a goddamn legend who has broken his back for this company. Literally.
Mike Phantasy takes the ring and places it on his finger. Shaking Corey Page's hand, he steps next to him, posing to the side of Corey.
Corey Page: And next...
05. Declan Turner
Corey Page: ...Declan Turner, congratulations on being one of the 10 Legends of the Ring!
Walking down from the back, Declan Turner walks to the ring, having his right leg in a cast. Slowly, he steps towards the ringside area and rolls inside. Right away, he is given the golden ring, which he graciously places on his finger.
Declan Turner: Damn, I could sell this for good cash.
Corey Page: Hey, wait, what?
Declan Turner: Nothing, nevermind.
Corey Page: Good... because you were a warrior. One of the best, which is why you're out here now. As everyone can see, you risked life and limb for Sin Wrestling. Hell, you were once even shot! What more can I say, other than congratulations?
Taking a step back, Declan stands next to Mike Phantasy, who shows off his ring to the camera.
Corey Page: Up next, we have...
06. Nikita
Corey Page: One of the most lethal females in Sin Wrestling history... Nikita!
The fans turn their attention to the backstage area, catching a glimpse of Nikita, who walks out to the ring, for the first time in a long time. Rolling inside, she gets to her feet, getting a loud ovation from the fans. The former World Champ walks over to Corey Page and extends her hand to him. Placing the ring on her fingers, Corey looks up and down, checking them out.
Corey Page: Wow, your new fingers really came back nice. I still remember when they were sliced off. My god, good times they were. I think I found one of them in a salad, too. Do you want them back?
Nikita: Eww.
Corey Page: Actually, I have it right here...
Reaching into his pocket, Corey Page pulls out an amputated finger. He takes the ring from Nikita and slips it on to this finger. Annoyed, Nikita whips it away from him and places it into her own hand and onto her own finger.
Corey Page: Well, fine! Nikita Delore, you even have an award named after you, showing just how resilient you are. You're one of the toughest, most resilient females to ever grace the ring, period. Welcome to the Legends club.
Stepping back, Nikita stands next to Mike Phantasy and pokes at him. Annoyed, Mike trembles, while Corey Page continues to the next person.
07. Casanova
Corey Page: The next person can't be here tonight. He's probably out beating up poser vampire shitdicks that read Twilight. He is... Casanova! He's one of the most lethal Sin Wrestling members, ever. Everyone will remember his battles, especially that match he had with Zimdela Brudon at the Colisseum. This ring will be shipped out to you, Casanova; but your services were beloved, even if the fans didn't agree with you 24/7.
A standing ovation is given for Casanova, who cannot be in attendance.
Corey Page: ...but then again, some of you fans are fucking horrendous. No, I can't be nice to you all the time. Jesus, stop being a bother.
Cheers soon turn to jeers.
Corey Page: ...but don't worry! We still like you guys! Well, some of you.
Most of the jeers are reversed into cheers. In any event, Corey Page moves on to the next person.
Corey Page: Anyhow, I just mentioned the next person. He's one of the most dangerous, brutal, sadistic motherfuckers on this planet. And... he couldn't be here, either. Nevertheless, he is... Zimdela f'n Brudon!
08. Zimdela Brudon
Corey Page: As a matter of fact--...
Suddenly, out of nowhere, members of the Alternative Life come out of the crowd, charge into the ring and circle around Corey Page. Ripping the ring away, they slink back into the night, just as quickly as they arrived. Absolutely stunned, Corey Page looks at Declan, Nikita, Mike Phantasy, wondering what the hell just happened. They all appear just as dumbstruck as Corey Page, who shrugs his shoulders and continues to name the other 2 Legends.
Corey Page: I don't know what the fuck. Let's just keep on, keeping on. The 9th person to be named as a legend is...
09. Chris Extreme
Corey Page: Christopher "MOTHERFUCKING" Extreme!
After about 10 minutes of Blood for Blood songs, tiring everyone out due to the longest entrance in history, Chris Extreme bursts out from the back, clad in only his white boxers. Some cheer him, others boo, but he travels down, with his head on a swivel.
Corey Page: Here you are, Chris. You're probably one of the most successful and craziest sons of bitches I have ever known. Through it all, despite you trying to kill me several times, you have been a good pal, too. For example, remember when you tried to shoot my head off.
Chris Extreme: I was just confused.
Corey Page: Good reasoning. In any event, here you go, man.
Corey Page hands the ring to Chris, who tries to put it on. However, his fingers have gotten too fat from eating too much cake. Instead, he pulls out his cock and slips the ring on there.
Corey Page: Good substitute.
Turning around, Chris spots Mike Phantasy, who angrily glances back, their rivaly quite well known. Cautiously, they keep an eye out on each other and stay as far away from the other as possible, which allows Corey Page to continue.
Corey Page: Last, but certainly not least, the final person to be a "Legend of the Ring" is...!
10. Stevie Swing
Corey Page: It's our World Champion, Stevie Swing!
Stevie comes out, with the Department of H.A.R.M. behind her, including Tsarmina Bloodmoon, who is pushing Horatio Q., Corey's opponent for tonight, along in a wheelchair. Stevie does a little Jew dance, strolls into the ring and takes that ring and wraps it around her Jew finger. Saying a few words to the other members of the prestigous club, Stevie stands next to them, while pictures are being taken.
Corey Page: There you have it, folks. The 10 "Legends of the Ring". Let's hear it one more time for Chris Carson, Tony Millennia, Morgana, Mike Phantasy, Declan Turner, Nikita, Casanova, Zimdela Brudon, Chris Extreme and Stevie Swing!
A loud applaue breaks out, with flash photography going off, capturing everyone inside of the ring. When all the pictures are taken, and Chris Extreme and Mike Phantasy are escorted away from each other; Corey Page is left inside the ring, with the Department of H.A.R.M. surrounding it. Horatio is lifted into the ring by WAR PORK, officially starting the next matchup.
Corey Page vs. Horatio Q.
They sit across from each other, like two cars playing chicken. They rev up their wheelchairs and keep an eye on each other. With a cloud of smoke, they charge at each other, like two ornery bulls!
CRASH!
Both of then clang into each other, wheelchairs colliding in the middle of the ring! Corey Page and Horatio Q. swat at each other, like two frail little girls. It's quite pathetic, actually. Nonetheless, the fans are on their feet, with them firmly behind a depressed Corey Page.
With his tongue hanging wildly out of his mouth, Horatio claws at Corey Page, trying to rip his face off. Corey, in a fit of rage, pushes Horatio away, not taking any guff. He almost knocks Horatio over, but he is able to cling onto the top rope, keeping him afloat! Corey Page rolls after him, but walks right into a poke to the eye from an evil Horatio Q.!
Rolling after Corey, Horatio smashes into him, clotheslining him, almost tackling him out of the chair, making Generic Heel and WAR PORK clap happily on the floor! In a few minutes, Horatio Q. is behind Corey Page in the wheelchair, applying a reverse-chokehold, trying to kill Corey Page, but Corey is able to fortunately reach out and grab onto the top rope, freeing himself from any danger.
As Corey mounts a comeback from inside his gay little wheelchair, WAR PORK climbs into the ring, wanting to even things up for Horatio. Grabbing Corey Page and lifting him up, wheelchair and all, he flings Corey across the ring, making him crash into the turnbuckles, much to the delight of Horatio Q., who tells WAR PORK to exit to the floor. Cracking his knuckles, he revs his wheelchair up and prepares to charge towards Corey Page, who is now out of his wheelchair, on his back, in the ring.
With the fans chanting him on, Corey Page reaches out to his chair, but it's too far away. He notices Horatio begin to wheel towards him. Slowly, he rises, shocking everyone!
Steve Hebert: What the hell?!
Lex Robinson: He rises! He rises! Corey Page can stand!
Steve Hebert: It's a miracle!
Lex Robinson: Holy hell!
On his feet, he looks amazed. The despair has been purged from him. The dark clouds push out of the way as Corey is now on his feet and is turning around to face Horatio Q., who looks horrified. With nothing else to do, he torpedoes towards Corey Page, only to have Corey kick-stomp the front of the wheelchair and send Horatio flying out of it! As a matter of fact, he flies right into Corey Page's clutches, allowing Corey to bring him down with the Youth-anasia!
Swinging over onto Horatio Q., he makes the cover...!
...1...2...3!
Corey Page is victorious! The Department of H.A.R.M. looks on, in complete disbelief. A saddened WAR PORK reaches in and pulls Horatio out, carrying him to the backstage area. In celebration, Corey stands to his feet, believing a miracle or something has happened.
The fans chant and cheer as the darkness has been lifted from Corey Page, who goes into each corner, amazed at his ability to walk. His hands are in the air and he is loving the change of emotions.
Winner: Corey Page
Teresa Quaranta vs. Stevie Swing (c)
Following that, Stevie Swing is out to a chorus of boos from the fans. For the last time ever, she charges out from the plastic, pink vagina and heads to the ring, amidst a bevy of boos. Showing a sign of disgust on her face, she climbs into the ring and points at Teresa, signalling she wants her title belt back.
The match begins with both competitors feeling each other out, including each of them performing several restholds, including Teresa throwing Stevie around, bypassing several attempts at offense from Stevie. It isn't until Teresa sends Stevie flying with a release German suplex that things are able to get in line for Stevie, who backflips and lands on her feet. Just as she lands, Stevie charges towards Teresa, pops off her knee and connects with a Shining Wizard, taking control of the match!
In a while, Stevie applies a headscissors around Teresa's head and leans back, hoping to wear her down. Slowly, but surely, Teresa is able to rise, with Stevie desperately clinging to her. Eventually, she stands completely to her feet, with Stevie held on her shoulders, trying to fight her off. However, Stevie is soon brought down by Teresa with an Electric Chair into a front-face sit-down powerbomb!
Rolling over, Teresa gets up and applies a reverse Boston Crab, trying to make Stevie submit. In this hold, she tucks Stevie's feet beneath her armpit and reaches forward, grabbing onto Stevie's hands. Holding Stevie up into a pendulum swing, Teresa makes the submission hold, stumbles into the corner and begins bashing Stevie's skull off the bottom turnbuckle pad!
After dropping Stevie to the ground, Teresa goes to the top rope and goes to deliver her bonzai kneedrop. However, before she lands, Stevie rolls out of the way, much to the chagrin of the fans! This allows for Stevie to slowly rise, along with Teresa, and duck beneath an attempted lariat! In response, she jumps into the air and connects with a leaping knee to the face of Teresa Quaranta!
A short time later, Stevie pulls Teresa in, figure-fours her leg and hoists her up, going for a figure-4 brainbuster. Alternatively, at the last second, she swings Teresa forward and brings her down between her legs with a figure-four Falcon Arrow! Sitting atop Teresa's chest, she makes a cover...!
...1...2...!
However, Teresa is able to kickout with ease!
Trying to keep Teresa down, Stevie strikes with a sit-down dropkick, along with a snap mare. Going to the top rope, she dives off, nailing a flying double-stomp to the back of Teresa's neck, allowing her to then apply an Anaconda Vice! Despite the pain, Teresa rolls about, struggling to free herself, ultimately rolling Stevie up into a pinfall attempt!
The count is made...!
...1...2...!
...but Stevie rolls out of it! In fact, she snaps back to her feet, claws Teresa in the eyes, bounces off the ropes and returns with a face-wash kick! Not only that, but she holds Teresa up into a Gory Special, while bending down to one knee, applying a neck vice, in the process!
Teresa refuses to submit, though! In order to save herself, she batters Stevie with relentless elbows, effectively prying herself away from Stevie, who receives a back-kick from Teresa, knocking her into the corner. Teresa even follows after the current World Champ and Irish-whips her into the opposite corner. She gives chase, about to crash into her with an avalanche splash, but Stevie is able to elevate herself, flip in the air and give Teresa a mule-kick, in the process!
As Teresa stumbles back, Stevie hopes to regain the advantage by climbing to the top turnbuckle and soaring through the air with an assault. As she flies, Teresa manages to catch her and swing her over her shoulder, sliding her into an upside-down back-to-belly situation. With the fans on their feet, Teresa turns around... and drops down, delivering a back-to-belly Tombstone Piledriver!
Buckling Stevie up into a pinfall position, Teresa remains atop her, looking for the victory...!
...1...2...!
...!
...No! Stevie is able to kickout, amidst a groan from the audience!
Getting back up, Teresa hovers around Stevie, looking disappointed. When she goes to lift the champ up, Stevie grasps onto her and flings her to the floor, avoiding any sense of danger!
Out here, Teresa lands on her feet and is about to slip back inside; but Stevie negates that by hitting a baseball-slide dropkick, knocking her back to the floor! Not only that, but Stevie watches as a dazed Teresa Quaranta stumbles back, holding her face. In an instant, Stevie springs herself off the top rope and glides through the air, nailing a Shooting Star Press to the outside onto Teresa!
Getting back up, Stevie gets onto the apron and views Teresa on the ground. Running across the apron, she cartwheels across the apron, performs a backflip and then corkscrew moonsaults off the apron, landing harshly onto TQ! Luckily for her, there's no pinfall on the floor, allowing Stevie to pick her up and violently toss her into the ring steps.
Out here, they exchange chops and slaps, each blow going to the chest of the other person. Finally having enough, Stevie slams Teresa's skull off the ring apron, then off the post and off the ring steps! She backs up and charges towards Teresa, hoping to nail a flying forearm attempt...
...but Teresa ducks out of the way and Stevie smashes into the post!
Right away, Teresa begins to batter the champ with a flurry of kicks and knife-edge chops, deciding to drop her throat-first across the ring railing! Not only that, but Teresa is able to flip off the ring apron and land across the back of Stevie's neck with a somersault legdrop across the back of her skull!
After rolling Stevie back inside, Teresa goes back on the attack, picks her up and nails an Argentine Backbreaker and holds Stevie there, trying to apply more pressure. Showing true resilience, Stevie does not quit. Actually, to escape the clutches of the hold, she jams her fingers into Teresa's eyes, finding an opening. Able to slide back to the ground, Stevie nails Teresa with a Vertebreaker, dropping Teresa on her head!
Rolling across Teresa, the cover is made...
...1...2...!
...!
...No! Teresa kicks out, much to the passion of the fans!
With Teresa hunched over in front of her, Stevie begins nailing some rapid-fire front-kicks. However, TQ doesn't take this lightly. Peeling back, she connects with some rapid-fire kicks of her own to Stevie's gut, knocking her over! After some more shots, they go back-and-forth, showing true fighting spirit!
...Backdrop driver from Teresa onto Stevie...!
...but Stevie pops back up, nails a John Woo Kick and sends Teresa bouncing off the nearest ropes! As Teresa stumbles out, Stevie runs into the ropes behind her and backflips, going for a moonsault-DDT! However, Teresa stands her ground, pulls Stevie up and hoists her up into a cradle/guillotine submission hold!
...but Stevie repeatedly bashes her with elbows, allowing her to tuck Teresa into an inside-cradle rollup...!
The count is made...!
...1...2...!
...!
Teresa kicks out! In fact, Teresa pushes herself up to her feet, stomps the mat and yells out loud... and delivers a spinning-kick to Stevie's gut! She grabs Stevie, pulls her into a gutwrench hold and pulls her into the air and delivers a gutwrench-powerbomb... into a backbreaker!
Rolling onto Stevie, Teresa is now making the count...!
...1...2...!
...No!
Stevie uses the ropes to pull herself up. She sees Teresa storming at her, trying to deliver a Roundhouse Kick, but drops down, completely avoiding it! From behind, Teresa applies a reverse-waistlock... only to have Stevie counter with some back-elbows to the jaw! Deciding to roll through the attempted German suplex, Stevie tries to roll her up with a wheelbarrow-cradle...!
...but Teresa hangs on, pulls Stevie upward and shoves her off, pushing her into the ropes! As a result, Stevie comes storming back, only to run into the Compass Rose! The fans rise to their feet, seeing Teresa leer at Stevie, who holds the back of her head, barely able to rise. Offering Stevie a hand, Teresa pulls her up and latches on, applying the Royal Butterfly! Seconds later, she finishes off and nails the Process of Illumination, to a major pop!
Covering Stevie, Teresa hooks a leg, while using a forearm to keep her grounded!
...1...2...!
...!
...3!
Teresa Quaranta does it! In the final one-on-one match, the newest and last Hall of Famer, regains the World Title!
Standing on her feet, Teresa, holds her hands up, showered with bliss and exhaustion. She holds her World Title high above her head, listening to the crowd's response, which is joy. Knowing that she still has one last match and has to defend her title, she keeps her celebration cut short and exits to the back, slapping a few hands as she returns to the backstage area.
Stevie Swing, on the other hand, takes her time in getting to her feet. She can't believe she's lost. Slapping the turnbuckles in anger, she retreats to the back to prepare for the final match, listening to the jeers pour in for her.
Winner: Teresa Quaranta
Before the main event, a segment airs, featuring various former Sin Wrestling members wishing goodbye to Sin Wrestling. For example:
In a dark dungeon, Zimdela Brudon is shown chained to metal torture chamber. Several members of the Alternative Life are shown gathered around, slapping and chaining him.Zimdela Brudon: Sin Wrestling... I can't be there tonight to piss on your grave... but it's been a long, HARD ride. It's been nice to know you.
Random girls and some guys tweak his nipples and slap him. Fade out.
...White noise...
Johnnyboy and The Masked Day Labourers are shown pushing carts at Wal Mart. Noticing the cameraman, Johnnyboy stops to speak.Johnnyboy: Hola. Sin Wrestling is closing down? Adios, Sin Wrestling.
The Masked Day Labourer: ...
Johnnyboy: Say something, dummy.
The Masked Day Labourer: ...
Johnnyboy: Do it!
He slaps The Masked Day Labourer across the back of his head.
The Masked Day Labourer: Adios!
Content, they return to their work.
...White noise...
Crux is shown, playing with his old mask. It's nice, wooly and black....White noise...Crux: MORGANA, MOTHER, YOU BITCH, WHERE ARE YOU?!
He stops to cuddle with his mask.
Crux: Huh, what? Sin Wrestling is closing? Well, shit, that sucks.
He puts on the mask.
Crux: I miss mother.
Fade out.
Machtan Aomori is shown inside of a tiger's den. He is whipping his Siberian tiger and rambling aimlessly.Machtan Aomori: Sin Wrestling? Sorry, I lost the direction to that place.
He shrugs... only to be attacked by a vicious tiger. Fade out.
...White noise...
In some prison, Corey Ashton is shown, looking strung out and leaning against cold, hard jail cell bars. He's wearing an orange prison getup and is sharing a cell with several inmates. Noticing the camera, he speaks up.Corey Ashton: Sin Wrestling is closing? Good riddance. Look what it did to me.
A large, bald man comes from behind Corey Ashton, who folds his knuckles into fists, ready for a prison fight.
...White noise...
In the middle of a house show for some random promotion, Dan Black is shown beating up some random lowlife. Dominating him furiously, Dan Black stomps him down, only to stop and talk into the camera.Dan Black: Fare-the-well, Sin Wrestling. You had a good run, now it's time to go away.
He stomps on his opponent a few more times, even giving him a wedgie.
Dan Black: Now it's time for you to die.
Dan Black powerbombs the lowlife, almost breaking his neck. Fade out.
...White noise...
Declan Turner is in an office building. Sirens are wailing and the sound of a swat team is heard. Things are not looking good for the former World Champion, who has his back against the wall. Placing a desk in front of a door, Declan speaks into the camera.Declan Turner: I'm a little busy right now, but I'll give you a few words.
Declan unbuttons his collar, sweating quite a bit.
Declan Turner: It's been a good run, Sin. A damn good run. From beating up faggots like Sebastian York to watching DVDs of my brother, Kelvin Coolidge, fuck the life out of Stevie Swing. There's been good and bad. I still can't believe that bald-headed faggot, Travis Miller, beat me, too. Jesus Christ, I should have eaten a bullet for that loss.
A bullet grazes by.
Declan Turner: Speaking of which, I've got business to attend to. Goodbye, Sin Wrestling, it's been a great fuck-around.
Fade out to bullets exploding.
...White noise...
BOOM!A loud explosion occurs. Redmaine is shown amidst the smoke, still wearing his mask, with Lady Arwen at his side. Several of his apprentices stand behind him, arms-crossed watching as he cuts a final promo.
Redmaine: Sin Wrestling, it's been a good time. My only wish I could be there to bare witness to the destruction. The Truth has been spoken. You've all heard it. The end days are here. Goodnight Sin Wrestling.
Snickering, Redmaine doesn't flinch as another explosion goes off!
...White noise...
Jean-Paul Lacklan lazily lays atop his throne. Clearing his throat, he notices the cameraman in front of him. Arching his head, you can see a forced smirk beneath his alabaster mask.Jean-Paul Lacklan: Sin Wrestling's at death's doors? Good to hear. It's been fun, but everything dies. Good riddance.
Fade out.
...White noise...
In the African jungle, Dontam Dyce is searching for his family. He is dressed like an African warrior, even donning one of those silly little hats. He has gained a few pounds since last being seen in Sin Wrestling, but is still black.Dontam Dyce: DONTAMOWNED, MOTHERFUCKER!
He uses a machete to traverse through the jungle and the image fades out.
...White noise...
Fire! Flames! Smoke! Blood! Flame walks through the night atmosphere. He comes across Trinity, who doesn't back away. He begins talking.Flame: Did you hear?
Trinity: Hear what?
Flame: About the death of Sin Wrestling.
Trinity: There's nothing I can do about it.
Flame bows his head, having a moment for SW.
Flame: It helped rise me to the top. It'll be missed.
Trinity pulls out a knife, holds it to Flame's throat and glares angrily at him. She doesn't back down and neither does Flame.
Flame: Sin Wrestling helped me open my eyes to people like you...
The image fades out.
...White noise...
Looking in a mirror, Jay is shown spraying hairspray into her hair. Rolling her eyes, she notices the cameraman focusing on her body. Turning around, she directs some words to the cameraman.Jay: So, Sin Wrestling's closing? Good. Hey, look up here, pervert.
She moves the camera off her breasts and to her face.
Jay: I'm better than Sin Wrestling, anyhow. I mean--...
She continues talking, only to have the camera focus on her breasts,
...White noise...
Former World Champion, Regan Chambers, is shown on camera. He is all alone, in front of a chain fence. He is holding a microphone, which he begins to speak in to.Regan Chambers: Sin Wrestling is closing? Sucks to hear. It's the place that first accepted me and helped me along the path. It's been a long road, and it's sad to hear. Thank you, Sin Wrestling, for giving me the opportunity to prove myself.
He gives a thumbs-up to the camera, which then fades out.
...White noise...
Roxy Erikson is shown doing a line of coke off a table. She doesn't look good. Nonetheless, she leans back in her chair, enjoying her high. Blood trickles down her nose, but she doesn't mind. She begins speaking into the camera.Roxy Erikson: Sin Wrestling... you offered some good, good times. Lots of fun... lots of violence. It's a shame to see it go. This line's for you.
She does another line of coke.
Roxy Erikson: So what if I fell off the wagon again? I keep getting back up... and falling off again and again. The ride is all a part of the high, man.
Longtime Sin Wrestling member, Casanova, walks into view. He looks down at Roxy, who is stuffing the white powder into her nose. Shaking his head, he speaks up.
Casanova: You'll never learn, will you? Just like all those that doubted me in Sin Wrestling, they all met Destiny Calling.
Roxy Erikson: Aw, shut up, and say something about Sin Wrestling.
Casanova turns to face the camera. Picking it up, he speaks.
Casanova: Sin Wrestling?
He gives a thumbs up, while baring his fangs.
Casanova: Thanks for the memories, the fights, the brawls, the good times, the bad and the blood. Sometimes you made my life miserable; sometimes you made my life perfect. Thanks for everything.
Placing the camera down, slaps the cocaine away from Roxy, leaving a trail of white powder behind.
...White noise...
The wrestler formerly known as COCK stands at a homosexual brothel. He is dancing around with some beefy, handsome men with washboard abs and they are all doing a conga line. Noticing the microphone, COCK speaks up.COCK: Ooohhhh boy, Sin Wrestling! What fun I had there?! I met my lovely ex-husband there. Sin Wrestling, you were a good, good place. Travis Miller, I miss you, honey!
COCK pulls out a picture of Travis Miller from his trousers, puckers up and delivers a big, tasty kiss to it. He gives a homo-erotic wave to the camera and the image fades away.
Fade in to Travis Miller watching on a television in the backstage area, doing a spit-take. Shaking his head, he remains horrified and still traumatized.
Travis Miller: Jesus Christ, that was awful.
He takes another swig from his water bottle.
Former Sin Wrestling member, Mark Davis, sits behind his laptop, visiting the Morgana website. He is wearing a t-shirt that shows off his muscles. His nipples are erect and he seems to be playing with them, rolling them with his fingers.MArk Davis: I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm the best. I'm the best.
Viewing Morgana's website, he continues to roll his nipples with his fingers. Looking up, he spots the camera looking at him.
Mark Davis: Hey! Turn that damn camera, for the love of our good lord!
Ripping his cross off, he throws it at the cameraman, trying to find some privacy.
...White noise...
The final vignette is that of Mercedes, Chris Extreme's ex-girlfriend drunk and chain-smoking on camera. She is violent and angry and is throwing things around, including a vase, which she throws at her new wigger boyfriend.Mercedes: Sin Wrestling? Fuck Sin Wrestling!
Wigger: Baby, calm down, baby. Please, baby, don't be a bub.
Mercedes: Fuuuuckkk you, assshole! Sin Wrestling can burn in hell. Chris Extreme. that nympho prick, he don't know me. He don't know me, that prick! That sick, perverted cocksucker! That Lord Nazi douche.
She throws another vase, which narrowly misses Wigger's head and smashes into pieces against the wall. Taking another swig from her bottle of liquor, she continues cursing and swearing.
Mercedes: I'm glad it's dying! It should be killed! I hate Sin Wrestling, bunch of douche assholes!
She hiccups and playfully lays her hands across Wigger's neck.
Mercedes: Baby, can you chokefuck me?
Without a second thought, the young wigger grabs Mercedes, wraps his hands around her throat and tosses her to the ground. Grunting and moaning can be heard as the wigger fucks her in broken glass.
Mercedes: Fuck you, Sin Wrestling; and FUCK YOU, CHRIST EXTREM--- uguhhhgh---...
The count cuts away, with her being choked.
4-Way Gauntlet Match
The last person left standing will be named the final Sin Wrestling champion. Who will it be?
Ironically enough, in this match that will crown the final champ, the first World Champion arrives! Charlotte West, who is making her first Sin Wrestling appearance since 2004, comes to the ring, sending the fans into an uproar. She looks much different than before, though. She's missing teeth, her hair is greasy, acne scars her face and contempt is on her face. Chain smoking all the way down to the ring, she rolls inside, ready for a fight.
She is joined by Lisa Seldon, the new Ultraviolence Champion, who gained the title earlier in the evening, in the opening match. She gets a pretty good ovation, showing signs of the cuts on her body from the mousetraps that snapped off into her skin earlier tonight. Removing her belt, she stands across the ring, waiting for the next competitor.
Another old face comes out. It's former Ultraviolence Champion, Dr. Devard Orange! He sprints to the ring, getting cheers from the fans and slides into the ring. Testing out the ropes, he keeps his eyes on both ladies, who are waiting to get things started.
To begin things, Xander Gates is out, getting a mixed applause from the fans. The longtime Sin Wrestling competitor -- and Hall of Famer -- gets to his feet inside of the ring and removes his robe, getting a pop from the fans. Leaning against the ropes, he jogs in place, preparing for the match.
The bell rings, officially starting the final Sin Wrestling match...!
Dr. Orange squares off with Xander Gates, while the two ladies meet in the center of the ring, exchanging slaps to the face. Charlotte West, looking haggard and worse for wear, is backed into the corner by Lisa, who has the crowd supporting her, delivering an influx of swift kicks to Charlotte's waist. She goes to whip Charlotte across the ring, but before she can, the whip is reversed and Charlotte throws Lisa in!
Charlotte West goes to follow in, but Lisa Seldon pushes off the top turnbuckle and floats up and over Lisa. Swirling around, Lisa is actually able to connect with a 720 degree kick to Dr. Devard Orange, who stumbled back from an attack by Xander Gates! This also leaves Xander open to an attack from Charlotte West, who comes from behind him and nails a dropkick to his back, sending him sailing towards the ropes, almost knocking him out.
However, Xander is able to cling on, saving himself from falling out of the ring. Lisa Seldon tries to follow that up with a flying-knee, but Xander ducks beneath that, resulting in Lisa getting tangled in the ropes! He tries to punch her out of the ring, but she is able to wrap her legs tightly around the top rope, keeping herself from being dispersed. In the meantime, Dr. Orange comes from behind Charlotte West, picks her up and delivers a Blue Thunder Powerbomb!
Getting back up, Dr. Orange focuses on Xander Gates again. He spits him around, deliverins a Breast Augmentation chop and whips Xander across the ring. Ducking down, Dr. Orange goes to backdrop Xander, but Xander is able to halt things by kneelifting Devard Orange in the jaw and pulling him in to an attempted Redemption Calls. Unfortunately, he doesn't have Dr. Orange in prime position, resulting in him pulling away and connecting with a superkick to the heart, which pushes Xander back sending him plummeting over the top rope and landing on the apron!
Slowly, Xander rises to his feet, while Dr. Orange stands in front of him, leaning on his knees. When Dr. Orange finally gets up, he turns around and sees Charlotte West charge at him. Thinking fast, Dr. Orange throws Charlotte into the air, allowing her to connect with a flying dropkick to Xander Gates's chest, officially knocking him off the apron, dropping him to the floor!
As Xander slaps his hands off the apron, obviously peturbed about his elimination, Lisa Seldon comes up behind Dr. Orange and rolls him up with a schoolboy...! The referee begins his count, just as Xander walks to the back...
...1...2...!
Dr. Orange is able to easily kickout at 2! As a matter of fact, Dr. Orange jumps up to his feet, along with Lisa Seldon, who swings a high-kick to the head. Luckily, Dr. Orange ducks out of the way, allowing him to reverse-waistlock her and toss her towards Charlotte West, smacking them in to each other.
In the meantime, WAR PORK has pushed his way out through the curtain. On his way to the ringside area, he barks and hollers at the fans, even threatening to strike Xander Gates, who passes him to the backstage area. Climbing onto the ring apron, WAR PORK steps over the top rope and instantly jumps towards Dr. Orange, knocking him down with a clubbing blow. Next, he turns to Charlotte West and lunges at her, bringing her down with his belly.
When he turns to Lisa Seldon, she decides to back-springboard off the middle rope, hoping to bring him down. Unfortunately, he is able to capture her in mid-air! One second later, she is splattered onto the canvas with a front-powerslam, WAR PORK showing 0 remorse for her or anyone else's well-being. Standing to his feet, he drags Lisa Seldon, the Ultraviolence Champion, up to her feet and carelessly heaves her into the corner. In here, he pummels away on her body, striking her torso like giant hams.
To counter-act WAR PORK's strength, Dr. Orange gets back to his feet and sneaks up behind him. Delivering a right to the leg does nothing but agitate WAR PORK, who turns around, receiving some punches to the face. Placing his hands around Dr. Orange's neck and tosses him into the corner, in front of Lisa Seldon.
Steve Hebert: Hate crime! WAR PORK is committing a hate crime!
Lex Robinson: Oh, will you sit down and shut up?
Delivering a bunch of clubbing blows to both competitors, WAR PORK sandwiches them against the turnbuckles, only to have Charlotte West come from behind and jump on his back. Like a madwoman, she claws at his face, trying to slice his eyeballs open. Acting defiant of this, WAR PORK stumbles towards the ropes and heaves Charlotte over the top rope, making her land on the apron. Fortunately for her, Dr. Orange falls to his knees in front of Lisa Seldon, allowing for Lisa to charge out of the corner, jump off Devard's back and connect with a flying forearm to the back of WAR PORK's skull!
Seeing this, Charlotte West pulls down the top rope, trying to eliminate WAR PORK, with Lisa offering him some kicks to the torso, trying to get him over. However, with a sudden, large gust of strength, he tosses Lisa away from him and grabs Charlotte by the throat. Luckily, Charlotte is able to regain control by poking WAR PORK in the eyes! With him blinded, she scurries to the nearest turnbuckle and climbs to the top rope. She dives off...!
...only to have WAR PORK catch her in mid-air! Not only that, but he brutally powerslams her onto the canvas!
Dr. Orange, meanwhile, wisely stays away from WAR PORK, opting to grab the Ultraviolence Champion and boot her in the ass, knocking her back to the ground. Pulling her back up, he hoists her up and delivers a spinning brainbuster to her! He makes a cover...!
...1...2...!
Out of nowhere, WAR PORK stops the count by body splashing onto both of them! Rolling Dr. Orange off Lisa Seldon, he makes a cover of his own, trying to get the pinfall over the Ultraviolence Champion.
The count is made again...
...1...2...!
...but Dr. Orange is able to stop the count by laying on his side and nailing a kick to the head of WAR PORK! The count is stopped and an annoyed WAR PORK gets to his feet, focusing solely on Dr. Orange, who crawls into the corner, holding his ribcage.
Of course, WAR PORK begins squishing and smashing him against the corner. Lifting him up, he easily powerbombs Dr. Orange! Turning around, he views Lisa Seldon about to rise. Grabbing her by the hair, he yanks her to her feet and military presses her over his head. Without a second thought, WAR PORK throws Lisa across the ring, smashing her against the turnbuckle pads!
This leaves only Charlotte West, who WAR PORK views, laying on her side. Lifting her up, he throws her into the corner, Avalanche Splashes her against the turnbuckle pads... and easily flings her up-and-over the top rope! She smashes to the floor, bashing her face off the ground, smashing out 2 more of her teeth!
As referees help Charlotte West to the back, WAR PORK turns to Dr. Orange and Lisa Seldon, who are wincing in pain. Deciding to fight together, they target WAR PORK, punching away at him, only to have WAR PORK push them both off and clothesline them down. He delivers a splash onto Dr. Orange and another one to Charlotte West, leaving them down and out, much to the terror of the fans.
Suddenly, the fans are on their feet!
Booger is making his way out from the backstage area. His missing arm and leg have been ampuated with steel limbs, his new nose is made out of puddy and he has his eyes set on WAR PORK, who barks at Booger. At the ringside area, 3 hot Asian women cheer Booger on, despite his disgustingly large frame. Showing no fear, Booger walks to the ringside area, tries to roll inside, but gets stuck because his fat stops him. To remedy this, he slides back outside and climbs the ring steps. Finally inside of the ring, he goes face-to-face with WAR PORK!
The fans are in a frenzy, chanting Booger's name. For the first time in his life, Booger is being cheered. Insulted by this, WAR PORK throws a punch at Booger's head, knocks him back, but is struck with some punches from the man known as Booger!
They go back-and-forth, sending punches at each other...
Booger strikes WAR PORK...!
WAR PORK responds by hammering away at Booger's head...!
Booger nails WAR PORK with some stiff blows...!
WAR PORK delivers a big boot to Booger's face, knocking him back against the ropes. Angered by Booger stepping up to him, WAR PORK charges at him... but Booger clings on to him and dumps him over the top rope and to the floor! Booger has eliminated WAR PORK!
Booger celebrates in the ring, raising his healthy arm over his head! In the meantime, Shane Donovan is headed down from the backstage area. Slowly, but surely, he walks down the aisle, watching as Dr. Orange comes from behind Booger and clubs him with a double-axehandle across the back of the skull! This shot knocks Booger over the top rope and to the floor!
WAR PORK and Booger, eliminated shortly after each other, begin brawling to the back. Shane Donovan is able to walk past them, slide into the ring and target both Dr. Orange and Lisa Seldon. He goes after each other them, nailing Dr. Orange with a head-and-arm back suplex; followed by a double-underhook piledriver to Lisa Seldon!
He rolls across the Ultraviolence Champ, making the cover, while the next competitor comes out...!
...1...2...!
Luckily, Lisa Seldon is able to kickout, just as Nikita makes her way from the backstage area! Nikita hustles down to the ringside area, slides inside and goes right after Shane Donovan, who shrugs Lisa Seldon aside.
Right away, Shane and Nikita go after each other. Shane locks up with her, but she's able to slip out of his clutches. From behind, she can strike him with some forearms to the back of his neck, knocking him across the ropes. She tries to use this momentum to sneak up on him and push him to the floor, but it's no good. He hangs on, opting to give her a stiff boot to the skull, knocking her away from him.
In the meantime, as Nikita and Shane Donovan are entangled, Dr. Orange is able to recover and notice Lisa Seldon beginning to rise, as well. Coming up behind her, he latches on to her, spins her around and hoists her up into a vertical suplex position. In order to escape this, she wiggles her way behind him, slides to the side and rolls him up into a schoolboy-rollup...!
...1...2...!
However, Dr. Orange is able to kickout, keeping himself alive!
Annoyed with this, Lisa Seldon pops up... only to be struck with an uppercut from Dr. Orange! He sneaks in, picks her up and flapjacks her onto the canvas, dropping her face-first onto the canvas!
After knocking Nikita away from him, Shane Donovan pulls Nikita close and heaves her with a bac-suplex, into a backflip slam! As he goes to rise, Dr. Orange turns to him and tries to throw him over the top rope, but Shane stops himself just short, elbows him in the jaw and Russian legsweeps him!
Instead, Shane hoists Dr. Orange up and tries to throw him over the top rope, but to no avail. Lisa Seldon decides to move in and tries to aide Shane Donovan in the elimination, but Nikita moves in, grabbing Shane Donovan away, allowing Dr. Orange to regain his balance and safely place his feet back on the canvas.
Nikita, delivering a flurry of forearms to Shane Donovan's jaw, whips him across the ring, into the opposite corner. At full speed, she charges in, jumps into the air and goes to deliver an Avalanche clothesline between the ropes. Unfortunately for her, Shane Donovan rocks out of the way and she crashes into the corner, resulting in her getting caught in the middle rope and dangling from the corner!
As Shane Donovan runs from the corner, he heads straight for Lisa Seldon, who has her back turned, striking away at Dr. Orange with some kicks. Shane is able to jump into the air and nail a lungblower to her, driving his knees into her back, much to the crowd's dismay! When he gets back up, Dr. Orange jumps at him and brings him down with a leaping DDT!
Seconds later, with Dr. Orange being the only one left standing, he lifts Lisa Seldon up, pulls her into him and nails the Jackhammer/Orange Crush! He lays across Lisa Seldon and hooks her leg...!
...1...2...!
...!
...3!
Dr. Devard Orange defeats Lisa Seldon, officially becoming the new Ultraviolence Champion! Not only that, but Lisa has been eliminated from the match! He rolls her to the floor, points to his new title that lays on the announcer's table and returns to action.
New Ultraviolence Champion: Dr. Devard Orange
With Shane Donovan kicking away at Nikita's back, as she is hung up in the corner, Dr. Orange turns around and views Shane Donovan. Right away, he comes up behind him and dumps Shane over the top rope!
...Luckily, Shane is able to grab onto the middle rope, keeping himself in the match!
In the meantime, Generic Heel and CAPS LOCK are headed to the ring, as a union. Generic Heel rolls inside and CAPS LOCK slides in. They go fight after Nikita and Dr. Orange, striking and slapping away at them! They pare off in the corner, while Shane Donovan rolls back inside, watching as Generic Heel and CAPS LOCK does a number on the other two.
However, CAPS LOCK is soon decked by Dr. Orange, knocked into the corner and is delivered a lungblower! Kipping back up, Dr. Orange knees CAPS LOCK, grabs him by the mask and flings him over the top rope and to the floor! In the meantime, Generic Heel charges at Nikita and goes for a lariat! She wisely ducks beneath the blow, turns around and delivers a dropkick to the back of Generic Heel's head, sending him flying over the top rope and to the floor, eliminating them both!
CAPS LOCK and Generic Heel look on in terror, on the floor, having their hands on their head. The referees force them to move to the back, while Shane Donovan moves in behind Dr. Orange, knees him in the back and drops him with a Reverse-DDT! Before he can get back up, though, Nikita comes over to him, knees him in the throat and brings him down with a swinging neckbreaker!
To make things worse, Nikita rolls Shane up into a Majistral Cradle...!
...1...2...!
As Shane kicks out at two, Teresa Quaranta slides into the ring! Shane pushes Nikita off him, jumps to his feet and delivers a running boot to Nikita's face, before she can fully rise. However, Teresa is quick to target him, not forgetting about what Shane did earlier!
The World Champion, Teresa Quaranta, vehemently attacks Shane, striking him with a quick succession of chops, kicks and forearms. She has him backed into the corner, enabling her to step up onto the middle rope and nail a strong kick to the face! Whipping him across the ring, he reverses the whip and sends Teresa in, only to have Dr. Orange try to cripple her with a clothesline! Luckily for her, she ducks underneath his arm, jumps onto the middle turnbuckle and vaults back, connecting with a back-springboard Roundhouse Kick to the back of Devard Orange's skull!
Unfortunately, Shane Donovan is quick to go after her, striking her down with a double-axehandle and some kneelifts. Pulling her in, he applies an abdominal stretch, combining that with some elbows and punches to her ribcage. At the same time, though, Nikita comes from behind him, grabs him by the neck and neckbreakers him, allowing Teresa to free herself!
Climbing atop Shane, Nikita makes the cover...!
...1...2...!
However, he kicks out at two!
Rising back up, Nikita grabs Shane's arm and begins kicking and stomping it, while Teresa also rises, kicking at his other free arm! Teaming together, they beatdown Shane, pull him to his feet and whip him into the ropes. They go to double-clothesline him, but he ducks beneath their arms and proceeds into the next set of ropes. Rebounding back, he kicks Nikita in the gut and elbows Teresa Quaranta. Grabbing onto both of them, he drops them both with a reverse double Russian-legsweep, getting jeers from the audience!
Instead of targetting the two women, though, he looks at Dr. Orange, who is just now getting to his feet after being kicked in the skull. Coming from behind Devard Orange, he locks his arm around Dr. Orange's face and drags him to the canvas, choking him out! Within seconds, Dr. Orange is tapping out, unable to remain in the match! Shane Donovan is now the new Ultraviolence Champion!
New Ultraviolence Champion: Shane Donovan
Referee help Dr. Orange out of the ring, disappointed with being forced to tapout. Suddenly, Ace Rodgers, of all people, is shown running to the ring!
Steve Hebert: What the fuck?! What is Ace Rodgers doing down here?!
Lex Robinson: Ace Rodgers has entered himself into the match!
Steve Hebert: Oh, what the fuck?!
As Nikita and Teresa Quaranta get back up, they see Ace slide into the ring. Once inside, he immediately realizes his mistake, seeing Shane Donovan stare him down. Right away, Shane grabs him by the collar, threatening to clock him. However, Teresa and Nikita jump Shane from behind, grab onto him and hold him for Ace Rodgers, who punches at Shane Donovan, much to the delight of the crowd!
Pulling off his collar and tie, Ace Rodgers winds up... and slaps Shane across the face!
Steve Hebert: This is ridiculous! He needs to get back to being that nerdy, stupid announcer!
Lex Robinson: Ace-a-mania is running wild!
Steve Hebert: It needs to run mild.
Struggling to free himself, Shane finally knocks Nikita away from him. With his arm no longer trapped, he is able to punch Teresa Quaranta down, knocking her to the mat. As a result, Ace Rodgers stands before Shane Donovan, with a look of horror washing over him.
Steve Hebert: Ahahaha. Now this is more like it. He knocked those awful whores away.
With the fans still cheering for the Sin Wrestling announcer, Ace Rodgers backs away, a look of terror on his face. As Shane moves in on him, the only thing he can do is try to slap Shane... only to have his hand caught in mid-swipe!
Steve Hebert: Yes! Shane Donovan whirls that asshole around and locks in The Clincher! He just put Dr. Orange away with this move to become the new Ultraviolence Champion! Now it's going to kill Ace Rodgers!
A frantic Ace Rodgers begins tapping out, unable to escape the lethal hold!
...However, Shane Donovan refuses to let go of the hold, wanting to teach Ace Rodgers a lesson. The Ultraviolence Champ keeps it locked in, with Ace Rodgers crying out in pain. Luckily, Teresa Quaranta, the World Champion, is able to get back up and stomp Shane Donovan in the face, finally getting him to release the hold!
Ace Rodgers, finally freed from The Clincher, is rolled out of the ring by Nikita and is helped by the referee. Just then, Steve Hebert stands to his feet at the announcer's table.
Lex Robinson: Hey, wait a damn second. Where are you going, Steve?!
Steve Hebert: Hey, if goddamn Ace Rodgers can enter this match, so can I! Watch out, Lex Robinson, I'm going to win the World Title. I'm doing it for Quebec, motherfuckers.
Throwing down his headset, Ace Rodgers storms into the ring, like a ball of fire. The minute he gets to his feet, Teresa Quaranta turns around and Roundhouse Kick him in the head, launching him over the top rope and to the floor, sending the fans into a chorus of cheers! Not only does he land on his feet on the floor, but he also rockets over the announce table and lands on his chair.
Lex Robinson: Hahaha, good one, Steve! Good work. I haven't seen a pig fly before, but now I have.
Lex is forced to put the headphones back on Steve Hebert's head. Steve is barely able to talk, as he is in an absolute daze.
Steve Hebert: Where am I? Oh no, you're a transsexual, stop kissing me.
Lex Robinson: Wait, what?
Steve Hebert: Fuck you, Teresa Quaranta.
Lex Robinson: But I'm Lex Robinson!
Steve Hebert: Welcome to the first Sin Wrestling show!
Lex Robinson: Uh... no...
With his hair ass tossled, Steve Hebert slips his tongue back in his mouth and continues calling the match.
Out next is Travis Miller, who slides inside, stands to his feet and faces Teresa Quaranta, who turns around and stares him down. These two have quite the history between them, but instead of going after each other, Teresa goes after Shane Donovan and Travis Miller attacks Nikita, slinging her into the corner and pounding away on her.
After some time, they both have their opponents in opposite corners. They go to whip them into each other, but the whip is reversed and Teresa and Travis and throw towards each other. Instead of colliding, they dosadoe around each other and go running back towards their original opponent; Travis clotheslining Nikita and Teresa nailing a roaring-forearm to Shane Donovan!
The current World Champion continues pounding on the current Ultraviolence Champion in one corner, while Travis Miller and Nikita square off in the other. Soon, Miller has Nikita up, ready to suplex her, but she slides out of the hold, lands behind him and jumps on his back, trying to choke him out. Instinctively, Travis walks towards the ropes, faces his back to the floor and tries to dump Nikita out, but she desperately clings on, for dear life, digging her nails into his flesh.
On the other side of the ring, Shane Donovan is able to dispense of Teresa Quaranta with a lifting double-underhook DDT, driving her face-first into the canvas. Seeing Travis and Nikita teetering near the ropes, he stumbles over and gives Travis a huge push! Travis and Nikita tumble over the ropes; with Nikita landing on the apron, but Travis falls all the way to the floor, eliminated!
Slapping the floor in anguish, Travis Miller rises, has several fans pat him on the back and retreats to the backstage area, not liking the outcome. Nikita, on the other hand, safely rolls back into the ring, beneath the bottom rope, where Shane Donovan begins stomping on her.
Once Travis Miller exits the ringside area, Stevie Swing comes running out, wasting no time in sliding inside the ring, getting jeered by the fans. She instantly sets her crosshairs on Teresa Quaranta, the person that defeated her for the World Title.
Sitting on Teresa's chest, Stevie begins clobbering at her. Grabbing her by the hair, she lifts the World Champion up and goes to toss her over the top rope. However, Teresa is able to skin-the-cat, saving herself from elimination!
Pulling herself back up, Teresa is able to wrap her feet around Stevie Swing's neck, scissoring her. She desperately tries to pluck Stevie out of the ring, but to no avail. The biggest Jew in Sin Wrestling is able to stomp her way to safety, with Teresa rolling back inside.
After delivering a brainbuster to Nikita, Shane Donovan gets back up, turns to Stevie Swing and stalks her from behind. Stevie, who is busy with Teresa and is hammering away at her, is unable to see Shane sneaking up behind her. Like a predator, he locks in The Clincher on Stevie Swing!
Stevie writhes and shakes, trying to pry herself free from his clutches. Finally, the hold is released thanks to Nikita, who comes over and double-stomps onto Shane Donovan's face, smushing his head into the canvas! As a matter, she doesn't immediately leap off his face, either. She stands on his head, making sure her boots remain planted into his skull!
A thankful Stevie Swing crawls into the corner and holds onto the middle rope for dear life. Sadly for her, she is in perfect position for Teresa Quaranta, who charges out from the adjacent corner, delivering an absolutely brutal face-fashing kick! The kick goes so fast that Teresa manages to slide all the way out to the floor, beneath the middle rope!
Luckily, the rules state that you need to go over the top rope in order to be eliminated.
Instead of climbing back in, though, she manages to drag Stevie halfway out of the ring, applying a Dragon Sleeper as she dangles in the air! Stevie is able to hang on to the bottom rope, though; and begin punching at Teresa, finding an opening. Sliding out to the floor, she chops away at Teresa's chest and whips her into the steps.
A short time later, Stevie is on the apron and goes to deliver a running-hurricanrana onto Teresa, who is still on the floor. However, Teresa catches Stevie and instead flings her headfirst into the steps, hoists her back up into a powerbomb position and then completes the powerbomb by dropping Stevie across the ring steps!
Crawling back into the ring, Teresa rushes across the ring and kicks Shane Donovan with Nikita, keeping him grounded. They both pull him up and take turns at chopping away at his chest, knocking him against the corner. In unison, they lift him onto the top turnbuckle, climb up alongside him and double-superplexes him!
When Stevie Swing is able to roll back into the ring, in a rack of pain, she gets to her feet and targets Teresa Quaranta once again, only to unwittingly run into a back-kick from Teresa! Using Stevie's momentum against her, Teresa tries to throw her over the top rope, but Stevie holds on, refusing to be heaved out.
On the other side of the ring, Shane Donovan has regained consciousness and is back on his feet, blocking punches from Nikita. Not only that, but he hotshots her throat-first across the top rope. Jumping back up, he goes behind her and attempts throwing her to the floor, but Nikita wraps her left foot around the bottom rope, refusing to let go. It isn't until she's able to poke him into the eyeball that Shane lets go and stumbles back into the center of the ring... only to be struck with The Compass Rose from Teresa Quaranta!
Free from Shane's pursuit, Nikita climbs to the top rope and dives off, nailing a corkscrew moonsault! Upon landing, she grabs his arm and applies The End, her version of a cross-armbreaker! With no other choice, Shane Donovan is forced to tap out, sending the crowd into a mass delightful frenzy!
New Ultraviolence Champion: Nikita
Rolling out of the ring, Shane Donovan holds his arm, very upset about his defeat. He goes to climb back inside, but is held off by the referees. Shoving one referee away, he hops onto the apron, but Teresa Quaranta and Nikita team up and double-dropkick him back to the floor, knocking him down and out!
Steamed, he stomps to the back, passing by Destiny Daniels, his partner from tonight, whom he won the 2011 Tag Trophies with. She whispers something to Shane and proceeds to walk down the aisle, getting a much better reception than him. Sliding inside, she gets to her feet and immediately goes toe-to-toe with Teresa Quaranta.
Like 2 ninjas battling, they send karate kicks, thrusts, chops and elbows; with each of them matching each other's blows. Destiny tries for an overhanded chop, but Teresa steps aside, grabs onto her arm and flings her with a judo throw! She goes to nail a back splash onto Destiny, but she rolls out of the way, allowing Destiny to jump back up and connect with a spin-kick!
Watching the 2 duke it out, Stevie crawls into the corner and catches a breather. However, Nikita is soon in, going after her. Fortunately for Stevie, she is able to hold the new Ultraviolence Champion at bay, connecting with a side-kick to Nikita's gut, follwed by a stiff uppercut. Stevie lifts Nikita up onto her shoulders and attempts dumping her to the floor with a fireman's carry, but the champ hangs on, refusing to let go.
Going back-and-forth, jockeying for position and offensive stance, Destiny batters Teresa, the World Champion, with a multitude of rapid-fire front-kicks. Not only that, but Destiny places her into a reverse-suplex position, hoping to send Teresa flying to the floor. She lifts her up... but Teresa flips backward, landing safely on the apron!
Turning around, a bemused Destiny Daniels flings a high winding kick at Teresa's skull, but it gets ducked! From the outer portion of the apron, Teresa gives a shoulder to Destiny Daniels's stomach, pulls her in and suplexes her to the outside! Teresa Quaranta has sent Destiny Daniels out of the match!
Slingshotting back into the ring, Teresa hops over the ropes, watching as Destiny Daniels walks to the back, obviously disappointed. Soon after, random Blood for Blood songs hit on the speakers, bringing out Chris Extreme! ...Well, kind of. Blood for Blood continues playing, but Chris Extreme hasn't made his way out, letting the songs about the hatred of humanity play out.
Seeing Teresa Quaranta with her back turned, Stevie Swing sneaks up on her and surprises her with an O'Connor Roll, hoping to win back the World Title...!
...1...2...!
...!
...No! Teresa is able to kick out of it! Slapping the mat, Stevie jumps up, kicks Teresa in the throat, grabs her with a front-facelock and then ducks beneath an incoming clothesline from Nikita. Thinking fast, Stevie reaches over her shoulder and performs a DDT on Teresa, while hitting Nikita with a neckbreaker!
Pulling Nikita and Teresa together, Stevie kicks/stomps them and moves into the corner, where she ascends to the top rope. Jeers ooze in for her as she launches herself through the air and connects with a Shooting Star Legdrop, nailing both women! Oddly enough, a loud cheer roars out as Chris Extreme finally makes his way out from behind the curtain, after minutes of stalling, which is pretty ironic, since he's a (former?) Nazi and Stevie's a Jew.
Nonetheless, Chris runs to the ringside area, slides inside and begins unloading on everyone that moves! He clotheslines Stevie Swing, launching her into a 360 degree spin. Turning around, he picks up Nikita, kicks her in the vagina, twists her tits and then stunners her! Not only that, but he does the exact same thing to Teresa Quaranta, who goes to get back to her feet!
As Teresa lays on the canvas, he walks around and pummels Stevie Swing. Whipping Stevie into the ropes, he ducks duck, about to give another backdrop, not realizing Stevie has rebounding and delivers a devilish leaping-kick to the skull! Hoping to capitalize on Chris's dizziness, she jumps up and tries to push him over the top rope, but it's no good.
She decides to move on to more hard-hitting matters. Lining Chris up, she charges at him and goes for The Last Dance superkick! However, Chris Extreme avoids the kick by dropping to his knees and applying the Cunt Claw! Shock and horror spreads across Stevie's face as she hollers out in pain, with the fans standing to their feet, in utter joy!
For close to 10 minutes, Stevie remains in the Cunt Claw, her vagina being absolutely destroyed by Chris Extreme's whose cock is dangling in his white boxers. Teresa Quaranta has Nikita dragging her to the ropes, making sure to look over her shoulder, keeping Chris Extreme away.
Nikita dangles Teresa over the top rope, trying to dump the World Champion outside. Kudos to her effort, Teresa is able to hold on tight and strike some elbows to Nikita, pushing her away. Not only that, but Teresa goes to suplex Nikita to the floor, only to have it blocked and having the suplex reversed! Nikita delivers a kneedrop, keeping her floored and even covers Teresa...!
...1...!
However, Teresa is able to kickout with relative ease. Instead, Nikita stands up and goes to perform "The End" cross-armbreaker! Aware of this, Teresa begins rolling and squirming about, trying to get away from the hold. Her only option is to roll towards Chris Extreme and bash Nikita's face off his bald head, escaping the hold!
Oddly enough, Chris Extreme still doesn't break the Cunt Claw! Stevie's face is red and her vagina has almost gone numb. She has dropped to her knees, along with Chris Extreme, who refuses to break it. Standing to her feet, the World Champion, Teresa, begins kicking at Chris...
...but still nothing happens.
In order to grab Chris's attention, Teresa is forced to swing a knee into Chris Extreme's crotch! This results in Chris finally releasing his grip on Teresa, swiveling his head to face her. She swings another kick at him, but he catches it. She goes for an enziguiri, which is ducked, allowing him to grab her from behind, hold on to her arms, pull her up... and curbstomp her into the canvas!
The fans are going absolutely wild! Nikita and Chris Extreme, two longtime Sin Wresting members, stumble about, accidentally bumping into each other. At first, Chris apologizes for twisting her tits, kicking her in the vagina and stunnering her. Nikita nods her head... but then Chris kicks her in the vagina again and nails The Cock Factor on her!
Chris rolls onto Nikita, hooks her leg and attempts to becoming the new Ultraviolence Champion...!
...1...2...!
...!
...Stevie Swing comes out of nowhere and punts Chris in the face, numb vagina and all! The count is broken up, with an angered Chris Extreme storming to his feet. Stevie tries to punch him down, but he rises like a turgid cock. Going nuts, he smashes a flurry of fists into Stevie's skull, pounding in her little Jew nose, knocking her into the corner.
Pushing her against the ropes, he whips her across the ring; but it gets reversed at the last second. Stevie sends Chris into the ropes and goes to nail The Last Dance... but Chris grabs her foot, stopping it in mid-process. Swinging her around, he kicks her in the vagina, as well. Slapping her in the tits, he delivers another Cock Factor, jamming his crotch directly into the former World Champion's face!
Jumping back up, Chris grabs Stevie, pulls her off the canvas and easily dumps her to the floor, sending the fans to their feet! Landing with a thud, Stevie smashes onto the floor, landing in a wicked clump.
Chris Extreme stands in the ring, watching as referee help Stevie Swing to the back. He waves to her, smirks and turns around... only to walk into a leaping Yakuza kick from Teresa Quaranta that knocks him into the ropes, tying him up in them. Stuck in this position, he is unable to escape from these shots, which may prove to be even more dangerous, since Deicide Anthony Elverum is now making his way out.
With the Television Title in his hands, Deicide steps onto the ring apron, enters the ring and immediately goes after Teresa Quaranta, booting her down with a kick to the chest. Noticing Nikita, he also delivers a brutal clothesline, dropping her onto her back, as well. Only Chris Extreme is left for Deicide; and he is stuck in the ropes.
Chris struggles to free himself, but Deicide is immediately on him, delivering kicks, stomps and punches. He even bites at Chris's forehead, gnawing on him, trying to draw blood. After a series of headbutts, Deicide steps back, about to deliver a running boot. Just as he charges, Teresa bursts off the ground, coming at him in a perpendicular fashion, nailing a a leaping knee-kick!
Covering Deicide, Teresa goes for a quick pinfall on the Television Champion!
...1...2...!
...!
Deicide kicks out, rolling his shoulder off the mat!
Rising, with his hair covering his eyes, Deicide is unable to fend himself from the repeated kicks from Teresa, who backs up, with Nikita standing behind Deicide. They both charge at him, with Nikita delivering a sit-down dropkick to the back of his skull and Teresa nailing a knee to the front!
Nikita is the first to make the cover...!
...1...2...!
However, Teresa takes issue with this, wanting to take the Television Title. She shoves Nikita off and covers Deicide for herself.
...1...2...!
This time it's Nikita pushing Teresa off Deicide!
She goes to drop down and cover him...
...1...
...but Teresa yanks her off before she can become a double-champion! Pulling Nikita up by the hair, she delivers some vicious chops to the chest, which Nikita responds by nailing some punches to the skull. Within seconds, they're on the ropes, going back and forth, trying to toss the other out!
This lapse is enough to give Chris Extreme time to untangle himself, walks over to Deicide and boot him in the skull. Revving himself up, he goes to deliver a Cock Factor...!
...but Deicide shoves him off, knocking him into the ropes. To make matters worse, Deicide catches him upon the rebound, dropping him with a sidewalk slam! Getting up, he turns his focus to Nikita and Teresa Quaranta. Teresa has Nikita in a reverse-waistlock and Deicide looks ready to attack.
Coming from behind, Deicide Anthony Elverum grabs Teresa from behind, sending both ladies flying with a release German suplex, with Nikita possibly getting the brunt of the damage! With his three opponents down in the ring, Deicide takes a minute to stomp on each of them, ending with him lifting Teresa Quaranta up. Toying with her, he casually mocks her and slaps her across the back of her head. Pulling her in, he soon holds her up in the air, going for the Law of Entropy, planning to drive the World Champion into the mat!
Luckily for her, she squirms and flails about, enabling her to slide behind Deicide and land on the outer part of the ring apron. Teetering out here, she receives punches from Deicide, who blasts her repeatedly, trying to knock her to the floor. Teresa keeps her hands wrapped around the top rope, refusing to fall, not noticing that Chris Extreme is back up.
Using a burst of speed, Chris Extreme speeds towards Deicide, jumps through the air and delivers a flying knee to the back! Normally, Deicide would wobble forward, knocking Teresa off; but she's able to slip out of the way, resulting in Deicide striking nothing but air. He turns around, having Chris Extreme trying to toss him to the floor, but he hangs on for dear life, not wanting out.
Teresa Quaranta is able to slingshot back inside, but instantly has Nikita breathing down her neck, trying to eliminate her. Kicking Teresa in the gut, Nikita nails a groundbuster between the legs and rolls Teresa over, going for the World Title...!
...1...2...!
...!
However, Chris realizes this, wanting the World Title to himself. He runs after Nikita, grabs her by the ankle and drags her off Teresa Quaranta. In fact, he even picks her up and sends her flying with a release German suplex!
He goes back to Teresa, jerks himself off, trying to rev himself up and mushes his crotch all over Teresa's face. He tells her to pucker up, but Deicide comes roaring out, delivering a vicious running-forearm to Chris Extreme's nose, knocking him through the ropes and to the floor! Fortunately, it isn't over the top rope, so he remains in the match.
On the other hand, it leaves Deicide all alone with Teresa Quaranta.
Cracking his knuckles, he turns around, bends over and goes to lift the World Champion up. Out of nowhere, she inside-cradles him, catching him by surprise...!
...1...2...3!
Deicide kicks out, but it's a nanosecond too late!
Jumping to his feet, Deicide has his hands on his head. He looks horrified at losing his Television Title and being eliminated! Knocking Teresa back down with a big forearm, Deicide also targets Nikita and throws her down to the canvas with The Law on Entropy, leaving the bodies of the two women strewn out on the canvas.
New Television Champion: Teresa Quaranta
When Deicide walks to the back, the final competitor of the night, Jake Norton comes skipping out, looking pleasant. He notices Chris Extreme laid out on the floor, along with Nikita and Teresa Quaranta unconscious in the ring. The final four is set and the final World Champion will come out of this group.
Rolling into the ring, Jake Norton snickers at Nikita and Teresa. At first, he lifts Nikita up, gives her a gentle hug, pecks her on the cheek with a gentlemanly kiss...
...and then tosses her over the top rope, sending her to the floor!
The fans boo loudly at Jake Norton, who holds his arms in the air, relishing in the noise. Focusing on Teresa Quaranta, the current World Champ and his longtime rival, he picks her up and begins revving his arm up. Bouncing off the rope, he comes storming back, going at full-speed, trying to nail his lariat...!
...but Teresa Quaranta ducks beneath it! With Norton behind her, she nails the Spanish Inquisition! Rolling atop him, she makes a cover...!
...1...2...!
...but Norton kicks out, gaining the ire of the fans!
Norton and Teresa goes fist-for-fist in the ring, eventually exchanging various maneuvers. Teresa hits a Samoan Drop; Norton responds by nailing a headstand dropkick to an incoming Teresa Quaranta and follows up with a single-handed bulldog. After kicking Teresa in the skull, he pulls her up, going for a double-hammerlock piledriver, not noticing that Chris Extreme has slide back inside, behind him.
Jake Norton gives a double thumbs up, unaware of Chris Extreme's mounting presence. The fans' cheers grow louder and louder, as Extreme sneaks up on him, grabs him from behind and lowblows him! Horrified, Jake Norton doubles over in pain, making Chris Extreme repeatedly punch him in the ballbag! Seconds later, Chris Extreme drives him to the canvas, nailing the Straitjacket Piledriver!
Rolling Norton onto his back, Chris Extreme makes the cover...!
...1...2...!
Norton kicks out!
Annoyed, Chris Extreme takes some time to smash both Teresa Quaranta's and Jake Norton's skull together. Throwing them into opposite corners, Chris Extreme goes from corner-to-corner, smashing them both with running-forearms! Charging from Teresa to Jake Norton, Chris Extreme goes back to Teresa, hoping to clothesline her out of the ring, only to walk right into a high rotating kick from Teresa Quaranta!
Giving Chris at least 50 straight slaps, Teresa finishes off by nailing a leaping spin-kick and takes him down with a spin wheel kick. She soon battles both Jake Norton and Chris Extreme, making sure to keep them both down. Applying a Dragon Sleeper to Jake Norton, she applies a bodyscissors, trying to wear him out.
Chris Extreme is soon back up, though. After dropping a fist to an agonized Jake Norton's testicles, he gets back up and goes after Teresa. Wrapping his legs around her head, he scissors her, meaning that a gigantic human centipede has been formed in the ring.
Thankfully they aren't connected mouth-to-asshole, though. Coincidentally, they move away from each other, with Chris being the first to his feet. He delivers an atomic drop to Jake Norton, focusing on kneeing him in the cock. Next, he grabs Teresa, whips her into the corner and follows in, trying to nail an avalanche clothesline...
...but Teresa rolls out of the way! Chris Extreme crashes into the turnbuckles, only to be taken down with an armbar takedown. This allows for Teresa to apply a crossface.
Teresa Quaranta: Take this, Daniel!
Struggling to free himself, Chris Extreme rocks back and forth, with Jake Norton retreating into the opposite corner, happily watching the hold. Seeing Chris start to rise, Jake Norton comes out of the corner and blasts Teresa with a running boot!
Expecting cheers, Norton is confused when he receives nothing but jeers. In this confusion, Chris Extreme is able to rise and fling Jake over the top rope! Luckily, Norton is able to land on the side of the apron, staving off elimination.
Chris turns back to Teresa, focusing on the World Champion. Grabbing her by the hair, he goes to hoist her up, only to have her yank him into the ropes, landing throat-first across the top rope! Climbing to her feet, Teresa stands behind Extreme, about to push him over the top rope. However, Jake Norton immediately rolls back inside and flings Teresa up and over Chris Extreme, officially eliminating her from the match! There will be a new World Champion!
Retreating to the back, Teresa looks upset. At least she has the Television Title to keep her company. Grabbing it, she heads to the back, waving goodbye to the fans, while taking some time to slap some hands.
It's now down to Jake Norton and Chris Extreme. The last person in the ring will be the final Sin Wrestling champion. To celebrate this, Jake Norton begins to involuntarily spasm and dance, watching as Chris Extreme lays against the ropes, unable to breath.
Snapping into action, Norton knees Extreme in the back, spins him around and snap-DDTs him into the canvas, dropping him on his head. Back on his feet, he stomps on Chris's chest, knocking him into the corner. Moving into the opposite corner, Jake Norton cheers to the crowd, who responds by throwing trash at him. Going full speed, Norton charges across the ring, hoping to deliver a running-knee to Extreme's face...
...only to run right into a big boot to the testicles from Chris Extreme! A wad of spit flies from Norton's mouth, sent into the 5th row, as he remains hunched over, holding his crotch.
Using the ropes, Chris Extreme stands in the corner, basking in the cheers from the audience. Circling around Jake Norton, he beckons to him, calling out for him to stand. Pushing Jake into the corner, Chris follows in, delivers a wild amount of punches to the skull and sits Norton onto the top rope.
The fans cheer as Chris climbs up alongside Norton, pounding away at him. Grabbing onto Jake's head, Chris happily pounds his face off his cock, growing it large with every cock smash. After half a dozen thusts, Chris is erect, cancer-free and ready to unload with The Cock Factor...!
...but Jake Norton pushes him down, dropping him onto the canvas! When Chris gets up, he tries to climb back up, but Norton delivers a two-foot mule kick to Chris's chest, knocking him onto his back. Hopping down, Norton chortles with delight, leans in the corner and waits for Extreme to stand.
...BAM! He nails a lariat, almost lobbing Chris's head off his shoulders, dropping him like a sack of wet cocks. Having Chris down and out, Jake Norton takes some time to convulse and dance again, realizing that this is the end; that he is seconds away from becoming the final Sin Wrestling champion.
The more he dances, though; the more enraged Chris Extreme gets; and the angrier he gets, the harder his cock gets. With Jake's back turned, Chris Extreme and his erect cock jumps to his feet, gritting his teeth, hating Jake Norton's douchebag behaviour.
He swings Norton around... ...and delivers a Cock Factor! He delivers it so hard that semen squirts out, covering Jake Norton in cum! His white boxers are drenched, Norton's face is sticky and there's an absolute mess in the ring. The fans are on their feet, watching as Chris Extreme pulls Norton to his feet, grabs him by the head and points him to the floor.
He charges forward, with Norton at his side... and flings him over the top rope and to the floor! Chris Extreme wins! He has become the five-time and final Sin Wrestling World Champion! The fans are on their feet, cheering out loud, while Jake Norton remains on the floor, covered in Chris Extreme's remnants, looking despondent.
Soaking up the cheers, Chris Extreme walks to the back, his cock back in his boxers, becoming flaccid. Walking to the back, he turns around, looks at the crowd for a final time and heads backstage. The cameras follow Chris Extreme all the way to the back. He walks towards the exit door, where Corey Page is standing, examining the life in his legs.
Corey Page: I... I... I'm moving. I still can't believe it! How did it happen?!
Chris Extreme walks up to him, going face-to-face with him.
Corey Page: What? Chris Extreme... you won! What a night! It's all over. Sin Wrestling is gone. I... what have I done? Is this the right choice? Did I do the right thing? Chris, tell me. Is this the right thing?
At first, Chris doesn't respond. After several seconds, he reaches out to Corey Page and shakes his hand.
Chris Extreme: Thank you.
Just like that, Chris Extreme walks off, into the unknown, with his new World Title. Corey Page is left behind, dumbstruck, but with new life and energy. Stopping to think to himself, he looks at the Sin Wrestling logo in the backstage area, ponders to himself and shuts his eyes.
FADE OUT...!
For the final time, credits roll, thanking everyone that has ever helped with Sin Wrestling. In the background, images are shown of the after-match celebration that's happening in the ring. There's a giant cake and everyone involved with tonight's show is in the ring/at the ringside area.
Cake is being eaten, fans are on their feet, saying "THANK YOU, SIN!" and a party is on the way.
Stevie Swing is out with the Department of H.A.R.M., enjoying the cake. Generic Heel is hugging CAPS LOCK and an annoyed Horatio Q., who is helped to his feet by Tsarmina Bloodmoon. Lifting his mask up, Generic Heel turns to Horatio Q. and locks lips with Horatio, giving him a filthy homosexual kiss. Disgusted, Horatio pulls away, spits on the floor, while Generic Heel pulls his mask back on.
Xander Gates and Travis Miller are there, having a beer, which they smash together, honouring each other.
Destiny Daniels is out, getting some cake, taking some time out with the fans.
Charlotte West is out, bartering for coke.
Lisa Seldon and Teresa Quaranta are enjoying things, while Estelle Webb looks on from afar, with a disgruntled look on her face.
Dr. Orange is out, drinking a few beers and celebrating with the fans, fresh off his short Ultraviolence Title reign.
Nikita is in the ring, wearing a Sin Wrestling t-shirt, happily cheering on the celebration, a little battered. The Ultraviolence Title is around her waist and she is soaking up the applause and cheers, while holding up banners for both Hecate and Tony Millennia, who should be here tonight, but died way too soon.
Booger and WAR PORK are having an eating competition between them, wolfing down 10 cakes apiece.
Out of nowhere, the lights go out and a flash of light is seen in the ring. When the lights come back on, Gaspard is shown standing there, waving to the audience. Once he and his archnemesis, Generic Heel, eye each other, they charge towards each other... only to have the lights go out! Another flash of light is seen, and when the lights come back on, they're both gone, much to the confusion of The Department of H.A.R.M. and everyone else.
Deciding not to join in on the celebration is Shane Donovan, who stands near the entrance, shaking his head. Exiting to the back, he shakes his hand, having none of it.
Jake Norton rolls back into the ring, groggy and disappointed. His face is still covered in Chris Extreme's semen, but he tries to get the entire roster to breakout into a dance-off. Obviously, no one joins him. In fact, Television Champion, Teresa Quaranta walks up to him, swings him around and connects with a startling Roundhouse Kick to the forehead, taking him down!
Even Corey Page comes out, joining in on the celebration. The darkness is gone and he has returned to his old self. Sin Wrestling may be gone, but this pantomine moment will last forever. Everyone remains in the ring, taking a group picture.
As for the final champ, Chris Extreme, he walks into the abyss.
Fade out... for the final time.
Winner: Chris Extreme