Trademark Moves:
SUPER BASIC VICTORY ARSENAL:
Chops
Open Hand Slaps
Shoot Kicks
Arm Bars
Spinning Headscissors

SUPREME SHOOT-STYLE IMPACT STRIKES:
Roaring Elbow
Seated Corner Dropkick to the Face
Spinning Back Fist
Spinning Crescent Kick
Johnny Cage Cock Punch
Shining Wizard
Running High Knee in the Corner
Face Wash
Seated Yakuza Kick
Seated Dropkick
Mist to the Eyes
LARIATOOOOOOOOOO

ULTIMATE SUBMISSION-STYLE ENCOUNTER TECHNIQUES:
.45 Special
Anaconda Vice
CHIKARA Special
Gory Special
Muta Lock
Campanella
Romero Choke
Headscissors Choke
SUPER HONORABLE MOVES OF GLORY:
Tornado DDT
Snap Piledriver
Short Hurricanrana
Fisherman Buster
Repeating Cross Shoulder Arm Breakers
German Suplex
Tiger Suplex
Japanese Ocean Suplex
Turnbuckle Powerbomb
Liger Bomb

EXTRA INCREDIBLE MORGANA TRIBUTE:
Asai Moonsault
Missile Dropkick
No Hands Springboard Somersault Plancha
Moonsault Double Stomp
Springboard Moonsault, Dropkick, Splash, etc.
Baseball Slide to Headscissor Takedown
Springboard Lucha Armdrag
720 DDT
Satellite Headscissors to DDT, Bulldog, etc.
John Woo Kick
The Morgasm - moonsault into a twisting 450 splash

MANEKI NEKO STYLE:
Tail Whip – Stevie whips her opponent’s back with her tail.
Tail Sweep – Stevie sweeps her opponent’s legs out from under them with her tail.
Tail Choke – Stevie chokes her opponent out with the aid of her tail.
Eye and Back Rakes – Stevie’s fingernails are sharpened to claw-like points, and she knows how to use them.

ULTRA-KAWAII TRADEMARK MOVES-CHAN:
Dancing Toe Hold – Your basic spinning toe hold, only Stevie adds a dance move before every revolution to add insult to injury.
Super Sayan Crossface – Christo
Dance Dance Revolution SuperNOVA 1-3 – Depending on the situation, Stevie springboards into the ring from the top rope with a leg drop, hurricanrana, or missile dropkick. Instead of going for the cover, she works out a routine on a DDR pad laid out in the ring by her manager.
Hello Kitty Leg Drop – Shooting Star Leg Drop
Super Kawaii Backbreaker – Vertebreaker

SUPER SMASH DESU:
DESULOCK – Strangle Hold Gamma
DESUDRIVER I – Michenoku Driver II
DESUDRIVER II – Dangerous Queen Bomb
DESUDRIVER III – Victory Star Drop
DESUDRIVER IV – Japanese Ocean Queen Bee Bomb
DESUPLEX ’10 – Northern Lights Straightjacket Suplex Hold
DESUSALT - An elbow drop followed by a leg drop followed by a senton followed by a standing moonsault followed by a standing shooting star press. (This is always a two count, even if Stevie’s opponent dies a rapturous death midway through.)
ROLLING DESU – The Rolling Cradle

THE PATH TO GLORY IS PAVED IN AGONY (Finishing Moves):
The Last Dance - Superkick
Go to Fuck - Top Rope GTS
Five Star of David - Five Star Frog Splash. Before takeoff, Stevie puts on her Yarmulke.

Picture Base: Joanna Angel
Appearance: Due to contractual obligation, Stevie's fashion has been forcibly updated by her new manager, Mr. Kagamusha. As a pervert, Mr. Kagamusha usually has Stevie wear clothes that have been custom made from emptied Japanese sex pillows in public. In addition to her sex pillow clothing, Mr. Kagamusha has also forced Stevie to wear accessories becoming of the Japanese Neko subculture at all times, meaning that Stevie wears car ears, a cat’s tail, fur bangles and boots. In the ring, Stevie wears a Japanese schoolgirl uniform modified to allow her to wrestle, complete with those weird shoulder pad things that serve no purpose but look kinda like Gundam wings. After the show, Mr. Kagamusha can be seen selling pairs of Stevie’s used panties to all comers. Otherwise, it’s all the same: She's pale-skinned due to her lack of exposure to the sun, black haired and big nosed due to her Jewishness, and has a smile that has warmed the hearts of millions.
Stevie Swing is the former Dancing Queen and Ironwoman of Sin Wrestling. After unsuccessful endings to feuds against Morgana and Chris Carson, she became obsessed with the idea of becoming immortally famous. To this end, she hired a manager, Horatio Q., and an entourage, The Department of H.A.R.M., and signed a contract with California porn company New Sensations to license the rights of a previously bootleg sex tape involving her and Kelvin Coolidge. Her plans, whatever they were, were derailed by Sin Wrestling's closure in mid-2010, and were further derailed when her manager put her contract up for bid on eBay. The rights to Stevie's contract were purchased by Mr. Kagemusha, a Japanese electronics giant and overall eccentric whose demands include that Stevie dress as a catgirl and that she wrestle in the Japanese super junior style to facilitate the creation of a series of best-of DVDs to internet marks who buy that kind of thing. Since meeting Mr. Kagamusha, Stevie has been trying to convince Horatio to take her back, but he appears to be plotting some kind of bizarre revenge on Stevie for her being a terrible roommate.
Entrance:
Some lame-ass fighting game music hits, followed by a bombastic P.A.: <p> <center><h2><font color="CD0000" style="font-weight:bold;">THE PATH TO GLORY IS PAVED IN AGONY</font></h2></center> <p> The lights in the arena cut out, plunging the audience into total darkness. Stevie Swing's familiar fiber-optic glass vagina descends from the rafters, flashing red and white so fast that any epileptic in the vicinity is likely to burst into flames. "Juicy," an awful J-Pop song by Koda Kumi, begins to play as the lips of the vagina part, revealing Stevie Swing in her Catgirl glory, her ears sticking out of her hair, her tail sticking out of her ass. <p> She is followed closely by Mr. Kagamusha, who has a digital camera in one hand and a Japanese flag in the other. He takes pictures of Stevie as she walks down to the ring, tail swaying in rhythmic, hypnotic fashion. At his command, Stevie reluctantly uses the ring post as a scratching post before climbing into the ring. <p> Before the match begins, Stevie's fight team swarm the ringside area, pampering her with a pre-match ear scratch and tummy rub. She looks happy for the attention as they take away her ring jacket, revealing her schoolgirl wrestling gear, and less pleased about the saucer of milk they have left behind. As Mr. Kagamusha snaps his pictures, Stevie reluctantly laps milk from the bowl, waiting for her opponent, her tail waving back and forth. <P>